What would you do if...?

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EGtodd09

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Why is everyone freaking out? I'd just be like "I've never had cat before, it's pretty good."
 

NormalityImpaired

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Say "hm, not what i expected." then i'd keep eating. As much as i do like cats as pets, the idea of eating one does not freak me out unless it was a pet i was familiar with. I WOULD ask where they got cat meat from, since i don't think the local deli has that in stock. Maybe even get the recipe. Seriously, if it tastes good then what is the problem? I DO draw the line at human flesh though, i don't care how good it is, i'd spit it out and hope i am not next.

With exception to the vegetarians (who wouldn't have eaten the meat anyway and probably not have asked what it was), all the meat eaters here who would wig out and curse the friend and his/her family and never return, are pansies AND bad friends.
 

Subwayeatn

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I'd have an EXTREMELY surprised look on my face, say "woah" and continue eating.

I'd stop eating if i didn't like the taste.
 

Clearycousin11

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I'd jokingly ask if it was Rufus (his cat) and then laugh like the whole thing was a joke and hope it actually wasn't cat.

If it was..... well, I did say the other day that I wanted to try new foods....
 

rubinigosa

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Oh,okay...seriously ?? Well at least it taste like chicken. And of course I would ask if it was raised for the meat or not,if not...run-scream-slap him/her in the face-run and scream...in circles and then leave.
 

Ih8pkmn

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Ask "You're kidding, right?" If yes, then laugh. If no, immediately spit out chunk of meat before swallowing, run out of their house, and never eat meat again. Ever.

Not even bacon... precious bacon...
 

glyphseeker

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Doclector said:
I'd say, "huh. Well I'll be damned." and continue eating.

What? You said it tasted good right?
well i'm glad i didn't have to look far to find my response pre-typed
 

Adrian Neyland

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I'm sorry, none of my fiends are even close to "normal", I wouldn't be shocked if any of my friends fed me cat. That would be relatively normal for one of my friends.
 

Simalacrum

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Probably suddenly and unexpectedly declare my vegetarianism.

"But you were just eating the cat...?"

"Uh, yeah, I didn't realise it was meat..."
 

David Hebda

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say with a smile "If it walks swims or flies with its back to the sky it is edible and good for food." and continue to eat
 

mitaka7730

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Avaholic03 said:
Well, first I'd hope that being allergic to cats only applies to breathing and not eating. But as long as it doesn't taste bad (or kill me), I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Just about what i'd do.It's still meat,you puss*es!
 

Drakmorg

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Take another bite.
Look straight at them,
Give them this face


Hope they start cracking up and admit it's just a joke.
 

Tsunimo

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Well if it tasted good, I'd keep eating it.
The next day I would ask if it was my friend if it was actually cat, and if it was...
idk, gain an interesting story I will tell no one. Ever.
 

A Free Man

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IzisviAziria said:
It would depend on whether I liked it or not I suppose. If I liked it, I would eat it. If not, I would eat the vegetables.

Honestly, I'd never choose to eat cat, but it happens around the world (and none too rarely) so I wouldn't totally freak on them.
This, exactly this. If I liked the meat even if it was really weird I would probably still eating it. I mean in other cultures around the world pretty much every type of animal is eaten at some point. Meat is just meat. I mean if we were eating their actual pet cat then yeh it would freak me out haha.
 

Sunrider

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I would go completely apeshit. I have two cats, and I would never ever accept such a gruesome act against my favorite animal. I'd throw a fit right then and there.