What would you do in this scenario?

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wikicated

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A. hide like teh coward i am
B.fucking spaz out and jump on him with my Boker knife

for some reason this clip comes to mind
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR3xRaJfCMY]
 

ZeroFusion

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well id probably try to scare em off with the model revolver i have that you cant really tell is a model till you pull the trigger and nothing happens, then again the sight of a weird teenager in a black trench coat pulling a revolver from some concealed holster is probably going to scare off any burglar...and the neighbors i didn't know were coming over for dinner
(and yes before i attempt to scare the burglars out i simply must have my black trench coat)
 

Guitarmasterx7

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I would take one of the guns in my house, or a knife if I can't get to the gun, and hide. If the opportunity arose where I knew for a fact i would be able to kill or subdue the burglar, i would take it. (for example, he's holding the TV with both hands with his back to my hiding spot) OR if he found me, at that point I figure I've got nothing to lose.
 

Kasawd

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I'm actually quite stealthy by nature(quiet footsteps and thin). I would, after thinking about it, hide in the dark behind the burglar and tell them I have a knife to their back. Explain why I am not pressing it is because they could quickly turn. If they moved too quickly, make no mistake, I would cripple them(I have knowledge of the human body thanks to personal study and anatomy class).
 

X Gintoki X

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HT_Black said:
A.) Knife him in the back of the neck.
B.) Shoot him in the back of the neck.
C.) Grab him by the neck and strangle him.
D.) Kick him in the back of the knees, and curb stomp his neck, just like they did back home.
E.) Aim both barrels at his manhood, if you know what I mean...
whoa do you live in texas or something cuz were i live you can't kill a burglar
 

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wikicated said:
A. hide like teh coward i am
B.fucking spaz out and jump on him with my Boker knife

for some reason this clip comes to mind
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR3xRaJfCMY]
Lol - i like the spaz out, you could yell that you have aids and try and bite him or something
 

nicholaxxx

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As much as I would like to say i would do what the kid did, I think i know myself better than that, i wouldn't have the courage to do anything, unless he put my family in harms way, in which case, Bye-Bye burglar.
 

Erana

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This is the reason I size up every location I'm in for possible threats, potential weapons, and escape routes.

And people think I'm just being spacey...
 

Emperor Inferno

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There's these metal poles in my house, they used to be bars to hang stuff off of in the closet. They're thick metal pipes. I would beat the intruder around the face and body with one of those and call the cops once he's good and motionless.
 

Skeletor 0

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Phone 911
Ask them to leave (move to next line only if they don't leave)
armed with melee weapon: kick his ass (this is realistic as I am trained in martial arts)
armed with gun: wait for cops
 

nettkenneth

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i would stand up straghten my tie and start waving my arms infront of him like i'm playing wi yelling "the air is for everybody THEE AAAIIIR IS FOR EVEERYBODEE"
 

Nawsome

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Everyone seems to be a supreme ninja in the night. How do you sneak up on a guy who probably has 4 gallons of adrenaline running through there body and is listening for any sound being made. But, to jump off that horse and onto the bandwagon... I would probably wait till he spotted my xbox 360, computer, or TV. Then try and render the gun useless, or render the robber useless...
In all honesty it would depend how big the robber was, how I felt that day, who has the element of surprise, and... Well... How big the robber is. Haha
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Oh also, i don't like edit posting for long additions, but a few years ago I got home from school and immediately rushed to the downstairs bathroom to take a piss. It was then that I heard definite moving and footsteps upstairs. I knew for a fact it wasn't my parents as they weren't home so I thought, oh shit, we're being robbed! So I grabbed the closest perceivable "Weapon," this being a toilet plunger, and took off my shoes. Without making a sound I made my way up to the kitchen and grabbed the biggest knife I could find. I snuck up the stairs to my parent's room where I could hear movement, and the door was slightly cracked. I could make out a shape, short, probably unarmed, and they where pacing around the room like they had no clue what the fuck they where doing. So I took a deep breath, waited for them to get close to the door. They stopped in the middle of the room, close to the door, not facing it, and I saw my chance, so I kicked open the door, retracted ready to slash... And realized that I had forgot the cleaning lady came today. She jumped like hell and I sort of froze and relaxed. What followed was by far the most awkward situation of my life. I pretty much stood there staring at a confused 5 foot maid trying to figure out how to explain why I was holding a huge knife and a plunger and wasn't wearing shoes in terms she could understand as she barely spoke English. Surprisingly she didn't quit after that.
 

Nawsome

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Erana said:
This is the reason I size up every location I'm in for possible threats, potential weapons, and escape routes.

And people think I'm just being spacey...
Silly people. They should know your just being creepy.
Although, I do have the same thought process.
 

Erana

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Nawsome said:
Erana said:
This is the reason I size up every location I'm in for possible threats, potential weapons, and escape routes.

And people think I'm just being spacey...
Silly people. They should know your just being creepy.
Although, I do have the same thought process.
;-; I like, "Spacey" better...
 

Ursus Astrorum

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This actually happened to me about the same age. I charged at the guy with a bokken and gave him a good knock upside the head for it.
 

Spitfire175

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I've got a large calibre military grade rifle in my room. And another one that has been deactivated. I'd sneak up behind the guy and work the action with cartridges in the magazine. That clack is rather intimidating.