What would you do to a Zoombini?

[Zahri]

Those... are Zoombini's.

They are the bastard children of whatever species Kirby is, and the Smurfs. I had to play through a full year of them in middle school in place of doing something USEFUL!

I would like to either stuff them one by one into a microwave and watch them pop, or sell them to whatever culture would eat them without remorse for a hefty profit.

What would you do to a Zoombini?

Disclaimer: This thread is purely for fun, no rage intended. ^^

EDIT: I posted this in gaming discussion seeing as it does infact involve a game... But looking on it, it may be a bit off topic... o.o So yeah, whatever the mods deem fit, it fits in gaming discussion but might be more in place in off topic.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, why were you forced to play with these things?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

they are just begging to be destroyed...
I'd shoot them one by one with my Luger... but it's only a replica.
So I'd probably feed them to the dog, one at a time. even though I hate the dog.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Ever seen one of those hammers they use to tenderize meat? The spiky ones?

Yeah...that'd work fine

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cover them in marmalade and release wild bears among their ranks. Wild bears on steroids.

 

[Zahri]

Ok, why were you forced to play with these things?

Because Arizona has the lowest bloody standards for education... That, or the lowest test scores.

I'm guessing in response to situation A: the teacher wanted to live up to those standards, or B: The teacher set low standards for his students.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I would get The Soldier (TF2) to shoot them with his rocket launcher.
Quick, efficient and satisfying.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Ahh, I liked the little guys and the arbitrary weird and prejudice world they lived in. That said, I'd like to see what color there blood is too. Maybe I'll see what color they turn when I strangle them.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Those... are Zoombini's.

They are the bastard children of whatever species Kirby is, and the Smurfs. I had to play through a full year of them in middle school in place of doing something USEFUL!

I would like to either stuff them one by one into a microwave and watch them pop, or sell them to whatever culture would eat them without remorse for a hefty profit.

What would you do to a Zoombini?

Disclaimer: This thread is purely for fun, no rage intended. ^^

EDIT: I posted this in gaming discussion seeing as it does infact involve a game... But looking on it, it may be a bit off topic... o.o So yeah, whatever the mods deem fit, it fits in gaming discussion but might be more in place in off topic.

Well umm...miss? I'd do that exact same thing. They look like cheeps. Mmm...Marsh mellows.

 

[Zahri]

Those... are Zoombini's.

They are the bastard children of whatever species Kirby is, and the Smurfs. I had to play through a full year of them in middle school in place of doing something USEFUL!

I would like to either stuff them one by one into a microwave and watch them pop, or sell them to whatever culture would eat them without remorse for a hefty profit.

What would you do to a Zoombini?

Disclaimer: This thread is purely for fun, no rage intended. ^^

EDIT: I posted this in gaming discussion seeing as it does infact involve a game... But looking on it, it may be a bit off topic... o.o So yeah, whatever the mods deem fit, it fits in gaming discussion but might be more in place in off topic.

Well umm...miss? I'd do that exact same thing. They look like cheeps. Mmm...Marsh mellows.

Wow... someone revived my topic... Points for me! ^^

They do look like marshmallows. o.o Wow...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
Wow... someone revived my topic... Points for me! ^^

They do look like marshmallows. o.o Wow...

they still deserve to be utterly destroyed, no matter what Marshmallow-like tendencies they may have.

 

[Zahri]

-snip-
Wow... someone revived my topic... Points for me! ^^

They do look like marshmallows. o.o Wow...

they still deserve to be utterly destroyed, no matter what Marshmallow-like tendencies they may have.

It is decided then... We will gather them up and stow them away in train carts, placing atleast 100 per cart with no food, water, or sunlight.

We will ship them to the rice crispy treat manufacturing plant, where they will give them a horrifically painful lethal injection, and use them in the treats.

This course of action will please me... (twiddles fingers evilly)

 

[scotth266]

Dude, Zoombinis was the best educational game ever. Why would you want to hurt them?

 

[Zahri]

Dude, Zoombinis was the best educational game ever. Why would you want to hurt them?

... BLASPHEMER! -pushes you into the train cart-

OT: At 12 or 13 in a middle school class, one where you would expect to do something a little more useful, it's really more of an annoyance. >.>

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I would use them as bullets for my magnetic accelerator cannon!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Dude, Zoombinis was the best educational game ever. Why would you want to hurt them?

Math Blaster, Math Munchers, Word Munchers, Gizmos & Gadgets, etc. Do these names mean nothing to you?

 

[darkorion69]

First, I would capture Kirby and strap him to a chair with duct tape. I would bring cages holding 50 of those little guys and tell him if he wants to live and be free then he has to eat every one of those guys in 24 hours *evil grin*

 

[Zahri]

Dude, Zoombinis was the best educational game ever. Why would you want to hurt them?

Math Blaster, Math Munchers, Word Munchers, Gizmos & Gadgets, etc. Do these names mean nothing to you?

THANK YOU!

Someone with some taste, finally ^^

Roger Rabbit should fall somewhere in there too. =3

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would use them as bullets for my magnetic accelerator cannon!

Hmmm.... I did not consider their uses as offensive weapons... how stupid of me. they could at the very least be useful for psychological warfare.