I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.
seriously:
I'd:
forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death
-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.
execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.
All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.
belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.
enforce the ninja thing above.
remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.
get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.
EDIT: also 25% of my military force will be comprised of very buff guys to do the heavy lifting and kill shit on the front lines, the rest will be comprised of ninjas, they will be trained until they are masters of parkour and weaponry, same goes for my police force. All police will be masters of parkour. In light of this I might allow one reality TV show similar to cops, there will be no lame questioning, police will research everything about suspects beforehand and chase the suspect down in a cool parkour scene.
and my flag will be a black, single right wing (pretty much like my avatar) on a white background.
