What would you do with a four minute warning?

[Dunn159]

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

Just kidding, but if it was and you were given the four minute warning (told there was only four minuets left until total armageddon (EARTH GO BOOOM!!!)), how would you spend it? What would you do?

EDIT: for those who keep asking this is total destruction of the Earth! No hiding in bomb shelters or digging impossibly deep holes can save you now! Oh and lets make it more interesting, you cant blast off into space and live with the Clangers on the moon or anything either! Mwahahaha!

 

[Artina89]

I probably would just spend four minutes screaming and running around like an idiot.

 

[Jedamethis]

"Shit."
Then run like fuck. To wherever. Probably shouting "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" the whole time.

 

[Jonluw]

Figure out how the world is going to end. Then do something context-appropriate.

 

[Rolf]

Call everyone back home. This is the last time i get to talk to them so it would be good to hear their voices one last time.

 

[Harlemura]

To the bunker! Wait, I don't have a bunker...
Okay, I'd see how deep I could dig a hole in four minutes, then hide in whatever I'd done. Which, knowing my lack of strength and attention span, wouldn't be very much.

If I was at college, I might go and blab to a girl I like about stuff I'd regret admitting if it was a false alarm. But then I might not, because she might want to share my bunker.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Jerk off whilst smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer.

/thread

 

[NeedAUserName]

Go take a dump Depends, when you say Armageddon do you mean everything/one instantly vaporized, or civilization just completely breaks down for whatever reason?

 

[Berserker119]

I'd go take a nap. Sudden death makes me tired.

 

[Hateren47]

Get comfortable on the couch and get high. I think I could manage that in 4 minutes if I cut a few corners. I would of course rather say goodbye to my family but unfortunately they all live at minimum 10 minutes away from my place and the phone net would of course be over loaded like on New Years.

I'd make the most of it.

 

[subject_87]

Get out all my longtime secrets, have sex with longtime crushes.

 

[drbarno]

Continue doing whatever I was doing.

 

[Knusper]

Go on the Escapist.

 

[Jonluw]

Get out all my longtime secrets, have sex with longtime crushes.

You would have sex with you crushes, plural, in four minutes? I imagine just convincing them might take more than that.

 

[ViaticalTarsier]

Get out all my longtime secrets, have sex with longtime crushes.

I was going to make a joke about sex in 4 minutes but I just can't do it.

OT. I'd probably just update my Facebook status and then surf the internet for my remaining time.

 

[the_bearpelt]

Okay, there are 3 different answers I have for that, depending on my survival skills and ability to stay calm.

Most Likely to Happen: I'd run around screaming and being useless.
Could Happen: I'd try to tell whomever I could that I loved them. Talk to my loved ones.
Probably Wouldn't Happen But I Wish I Was This Good: I'd try to find somewhere to take shelter and survive the apocalypse, since it wasn't specified what kind it was.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Run round naked and hope to get laid quickly =P

 

[Latinidiot]

Shit sone, I'd play some Liquid Tension Experiment. That's a three minute warning that goes on for half the album. so that buys me time. to be exact: 1/2Album -3 + 1

 

[Thebiggestpanda]

Try to have the quickest quicky in my entire life. Bonus points if we both die while reaching orgasm.

 

[DrunkDonut]

Get out all my longtime secrets, have sex with longtime crushes.

Wow 4 minutes lucky them Sorry, could not resist. Back on topic just sit down and read twilight see if it was any good lol.