What would you do with a four minute warning?

[boeingguy787]

It's only me that knows of the world's end?

Then I would go on a big speech/rant about some crackpot theory of existence that EVERYBODY listening would say is false. Finally, right before the time limit is up, I'll say "If this is true, then may the world end at this instant"

ultimate trolling.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

shoot myself in the head to beat the queue

The thread has been won.

 

[binvjoh]

Wake my mom up and hug her, then call my dad (he's in Vegas) and talk with both until it happends.

 

[SaturdayS]

If such a warning happened and everybody believed it, but the world didn't really end, there'd be a huge population explosion in about 9 months.

I'd probably just sit in the closet and cry, but if by chance I was in the vicinity of another human being I like to think I would at least attempt physical contact in such a situation.

 

[LogicNProportion]

If I have family and friends near me, I'd want to die in an embrace.

...If I DIDN'T have loved ones around me...I'd probably fap.

 

[LogicNProportion]

shoot myself in the head to beat the queue

The thread has been won.

O:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD! *Head explodes at sheer awesomeness*

 

[Gardenia]

4 minutes? I'd probably masturbate furiously, then smoke a cigarette.
[sub] I kid, I kid[/sub]

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Take over as much of the world as i can XD

 

[Uzbekistan]

I would go into a bar and start drinking.

I have never had the taste of alcohol!!

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd probably call my gf and tell her that I love her if she wasn't with me at the time. If she was...end of the world sex ftw. You could get all sorts of freaky without having to worry about the "What was THAT?" conversation afterwards. XD

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Pray.

 

[Double A]

I'd post a thread about it on every forum I knew, then in whatever afterlife there was I'd go "I TOLD YA SO!"

 

[Stuntcrab]

"you cant blast off into space and live with the Clangers on the moon or anything either! Mwahahaha!"

Infiltrate NASA and head off to a alien civilization... yay I live

 

[interspark]

shoot myself in the head to beat the queue

don't wanna get stuck in rush hour eh?


personally i'd probably just lie down and contemplate life and its fleetingness for four minutes, unfortunately it would take me at least half an hour to bike into town and demand someone sleep with me, oh well...

 

[Xiorell]

I'd high-tail it to a certain someones house and shag her silly, lesbian or no. Well, I suppose not silly, I'd only have about 3mins, but dammit I'd make a start

 

[interspark]

Play this song


Also cry because the video is 13 seconds too long.

uuuugh! i HATE that song! my brother used to play it ALL THE TIME!! i mean, the melody's not bad but it's bloody depressing!

 

[interspark]

"you cant blast off into space and live with the Clangers on the moon or anything either! Mwahahaha!"

Infiltrate NASA and head off to a alien civilization... yay I live

i think that may fall into the categorie of "or anything"

 

[no one really]

Go out in the streets with my pre-made doomsday poster and clothes and yell "THE END IS NEAR!" etc, you know the routine...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

shoot myself in the head to beat the queue

And right before you do it, shout "FIRST!"

Um... I'd probably clutch my DS in one arm and my stuffed Piplup in the other and wait... I think I'd also need a Bible...

 

[Ickorus]

I'd love to say i'd do something awesome but I think in the end I would cry in a corner.