What would YOU do with the Large Hadron Collider?

[TheTygerfire]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

How so?

I assume you meant HYPER KITTY. SCIENCE!

Or that's just a weird placed exclamation point.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Attach myself to it, zap myself, then become a particle that gets in to people's bodies and eats their appendix. After my feast, I infect them with my toxins, and they become a zombie, and so the cycle continues.

Hey, the science probably doesn't work, but you can't fault my creativity...oh wait, I used zombies, that's not original...

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

How so?

I assume you meant HYPER KITTY. SCIENCE!

Or that's just a weird placed exclamation point.

Not really. The HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY is based on the principles of SCIENCE! not 'science'.

 

[Anachronism]

Trap someone inside it in an attempt to create Dr. Manhattan.

 

[Elomin Sha]

I would create the large hamster collider. See here: http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/380/The-LHC

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

It would make a pretty good demolition derby arena.

 

[BoxCutter]

Sell it.

This. I have no use for the damn thing

 

[A Pious Cultist]

What would I do with the Large Hadron Collider?

Attempt to discern the existance of the Higg's boson probably.

 

[littlerob]

Coke in one end.
Pepsi in the other.
Final destination.

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

Um it does one thing, and thats smash atoms...so that.

your point is a good one, but I have to be annoying and point out that its not made to smash atoms, thats a nuclear reactor, this is made to smash the things atoms are made of to see what it is, i.e. what is a gluton, what makes up a proton ect.

Well yes, but i really didnt want to type out an explenation.

sorry I didnt mean to offend

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

How so?

I assume you meant HYPER KITTY. SCIENCE!

Or that's just a weird placed exclamation point.

Not really. The HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY is based on the principles of SCIENCE! not 'science'.

I think you guys are missing the point, HYPER KITTY is as outdated as string theory, all the new research grants are going to ULTRA DOGS

 

[Sigel]

I'd have absolutely no idea how to use it. So I would just make the whole complex into my house and invite the ladies over with the pick up line "Hey girls, wanna check Large Hadron Collider?"

Actually that would be pretty pathetic.

LOL I'd go.

 

[G1eet]

Put the entire Disney Channel "celebrity" cast- as well as Stephanie Meyer- inside. Battering them with atoms to destroy them at the molecular level would amuse me.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

How so?

I assume you meant HYPER KITTY. SCIENCE!

Or that's just a weird placed exclamation point.

Not really. The HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY is based on the principles of SCIENCE! not 'science'.

I think you guys are missing the point, HYPER KITTY is as outdated as string theory, all the new research grants are going to ULTRA DOGS[/quote]

Damn you and your Government backing!

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Butter and I can`t believe its not butter just to see if the result is butter or a butter like substitute

 

[The Jabberwock]

Um it does one thing, and thats smash atoms...so that.

Truth.

 

[NotAPie]

I'd fill it with water and put fishes in it.

 

[xenotech]

put MT dew, coke, orange crush, vault, big red, MT dew volt, Pepsi, fanta, root beer, and cream soda into it to make a hyper mega super califragilawesome diamond farting wonder of super mega collider deviousness.

or put Santa, the easter Bunnie, a jack o'lantern, 4th of july fireworks, a valentine, laborer, new year clock, and an April fool inside and see what i get.

also

Super collide her? i hardly know her!