What would YOU do with the Large Hadron Collider?

[Grayjack]

Attach myself to it, zap myself, then become a particle that gets in to people's bodies and eats their appendix. After my feast, I infect them with my toxins, and they become a zombie, and so the cycle continues.

Hey, the science probably doesn't work, but you can't fault my creativity...oh wait, I used zombies, that's not original...

Damn you! I was going to do that!

 

[wewontdie11]

I'd use it to give Helicopters cancer Cookie for reference

Hehe silly XKCD...

I'd collide peanut butter and jelly just to see if the result would be any more delicious.

 

[Tossth Esalad]

I'd probably dick around with it...

It'll most likely end up like this [http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/large-hadron-collider.jpg], since I'd have to be surrounded by swiss physicists :S

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Use it to practise my tennis serve.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Dispsose of nuclear waste safely and effectively in it.

As in set it off?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I'd use it to create the black hole everyone is worried about. Black holes haven't been proven to exist, it is only a theory, so it would be cool to see one. (then get sucked in)

No, wait:
If you create one that turns out to be completely safe, rub it in the face of all the people scared of them.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Boost the antimass spectrometer to 105%