What would you do?

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legion431

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No, it would probably scare the shit out of me. Especially if I find out what they put in Mc donalds burgers.
 

Space Spoons

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I think I'd exploit the hell out of that knowledge. Use it to my advantage, get rich and powerful. It's not the most altruistic approach, but I feel like the world owes me.
 

Nuke_em_05

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Explode.

That, or become a super-detective. Super-hero. Cure all diseases. Create true social equality. Solve world hunger (I like how we use "solve" for that, like it's some sort of equation; all you have to do is "carry the i...", anyway).

After making the world awesome for everyone else I'd... I don't know, die? Knowing everything would take all the fun out of life.
 

ad5x5

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I'd do whatever I knew I was going to do next. After all I don't really have a choice do I? I already know what I going to do.
But since I know what I'm going to do, I could choose to not do it.
But I'd know I was going to choose to not do it and I would know what I was going to do instead.
But then I would know what I was going to...///!@QKR!!? ERROR ERROR

Logic fail.
Luckily I have paradox absorbing crumple zones.


(cookie for reference)
 

TheStickman

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Lay down all thoughts and surrender to the void.

Trifixion said:
If I knew everything, I would know what to do with all of my knowledge. As I don't, I don't.
Or this.
 

ottenni

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Make a delicious pie and eat it. Well its not like there is much else to do, might as well eat some pie.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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The man who knows everything has no room to think. I'd kill myself, end my pitiful life as it has no further purpose. We learn through life, experience. It would be pointless without the pains of life. There'd be nothing to live for.
 

AvsJoe

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I'd help out humanity as best I could (curing diseases, solving energy crisis, assisting time and space travel technologies) but I would choose not to become immortal. I prefer to keep my time on this Earth limited.
 

ma55ter_fett

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Make a hell of a lot of money.

And find a way to become immortal (since I would already know how)
 

Android2137

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Probably kill myself. Some people might find the saying "the wiser I get, the more I find I have yet to learn" depressing, but I find it exhilarating. If I knew everything, there would be nothing left for me to learn. If there was nothing left to learn, that means I've reached the end of my potential. I have no hope to improve and no hope to learn something new. Sure I guess I'd have to stick around long enough to teach everyone else, but I could just put it down in a book. It would last longer than I would naturally anyway.
 

Quaxar

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ad5x5 said:
Logic fail.
Luckily I have paradox absorbing crumple zones.


(cookie for reference)
Ho, ho, ho. You have been naughty... very naughty indeed. Now give me my cookie before I track you down with my joyseeking missile.

Oh, I know it! I'd solve all the cookie-for-reference questions on the escapist and prolly die from overeating.
 

ad5x5

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Quaxar said:
Ho, ho, ho. You have been naughty... very naughty indeed. Now give me my cookie before I track you down with my joyseeking missile.

Oh, I know it! I'd solve all the cookie-for-reference questions on the escapist and prolly die from overeating.
here's your cookie

 

Aerodyamic

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Pararaptor said:
Win the lotto.
Buy my own strip club.
Buy a Plymouth...

Yeah, I'd buy a lot of stuff. And make some fucking amazing drugs while I'm at it.
Dude, you could totally win some bitching bowling trophies while you're at it.
 

Matt King

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build a spaceship and find ways to have dirty sex with lots of aliens and use my vast mind to take over the universe and make myself immortal and build a time machine
Space Spoons said:
I think I'd exploit the hell out of that knowledge. Use it to my advantage, get rich and powerful. It's not the most altruistic approach, but I feel like the world owes me.
so yeah pretty much what hes doing