What would you endlessly repeat over and over mid-fight if you were a final boss?

[Shoggoth2588]

"NO! Don't attack that weak point!"

 

[Kollega]

I'd be a platform/shooter boss,have a gunship with idiotic amounts of missiles,no armour whatsoever (open cockpit,even!),and ludicrously tough energy shield. And superpowerful attacks kicking in when my shield reaches 50%. And a loudspeaker playing "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Some of my lines would include:

- I think i'll solve this problem they call [insert hero's name here] Jersey-city style!

- You can't defeat me! I don't have retarded glowing weak spots!

- HARD-TO-AVOID... AREAATTACK! (when launching craploads of missiles at the hero)

- I may be thwarted today,but you're an idiot! And i'll get back next week!

- My gunship is intresting and customized! It reflects my personality! And that rocket launcher you picked up next door is bland and stupid!

And if i would end up as a boss in Ratchet & Clank,i'd just put my hands up and scream "Please don't shoot!". Everyone knows that trying to boss-fight Ratchet is a bad,BAD,BAD idea.

 

[Jenova65]

Every time my health hit around 50% I would 'heal and steal', heal myself by taking 50% of the party's hp and say ''Well that feels better''!

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Spam an unblockable attack. Tee hee.

 

[Ghostkai]

Ooh, I've decided on my attack pattern.

^ v ^ v a b a b select start.

Thats the debug mode cheat from Sonic the Hedgehog (Megadrive)

 

[zidine100]

every attack would be a full heal attack, stupid heros they stad no chance

and then use my epic war cry SPOON!, tick reference. OR rick roll him either one.

 

[black-magic]

Blood sings, blood drips, blood devours all and only blood remains

if you get the refrence, srsly, bonus points.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ella's Heart Surgery


She hits it at 2:37-2:46

 

[Abengoshis]

"Mudada.....WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

or any other internet meme...

 

[Abengoshis]

Or maybe "I'm blue da ba dee da ba di" over and over because it gets hilariously annoying.

 

[C117]

I'd summon dozens of small, annoying, really-hard-to-hit bugs that would bite the player to death, and then I'd shout "I've had enough!"

 

[Quicksilver_Phoenix]

Just yell "You know what they say? The more the merrier!", before causing the entire ceiling to come crashing down.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

I kicked your dog!

 

[red_dawn_97]

i would scream ' I HAVE A BONER!' in between summoning fruity zombies and throwing dildos covered in napalm

 

[Hellsbells]

Well the Hero he came to, he came to. The Hero he came to, ah he came to. The Hero he come to, and he said: Sam how are you? and I said: Well Hero, how are you? DAMN YOUR EYES!

either that or

I NEED YOUR SHOES! (dont ask)

 

[Rayansaki]

" DO NOT RUN WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS "
followed by a charge + suicide bomb attack

 

[hazabaza1]

'Is this annoying you yet?' Very high pitched, and starts one after another with no delay.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Ooh, I've decided on my attack pattern.

^ v ^ v a b a b select start.

Thats the debug mode cheat from Sonic the Hedgehog (Megadrive)

And that was exactly what I intended...

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Yeah...

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"You are getting sleeeeeeepy."

As well as "You shall lose because that's what I'm supposed to say - we all know what'll really happen."

 

[Jedamethis]

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and repeat, then at the end,

"Haaaard-to-avooooooid... AREA ATTACK!!"