What would you endlessly repeat over and over mid-fight if you were a final boss?
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"GET A LOAD A THIS-GET A LOAD A THIS-GET A LOAD A THIS!!!"
"HO HO! IT'S NO USE, GIVE UP!"
"NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"
"HO HO! IT'S NO USE, GIVE UP!"
"NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"
After about 1% of my very large HP was gone, I would start screaming 'I'm DYING! NOOOO!' after every attack. And then go on to survive for bloody ages. When I'm on my last few HP, I'd go 'Oh, I think I'm going to be OK!', and then kick the bucket.
Ni, Peng, and Neee-Wom.
What is my attack pattern?
maelstrom
gambit
high speed ranged attack
charge
Maelstrom: your classical "cloud of death" attack. Summoning a large storm. My impudent opponent will have charged me and this will be my reply? Maelstrom.
Gambit: A magic missile style of attack where by 10 to 20 small projectiles all launch at him/her at once at different trajectories making it impossible to charge me, much less dodge.
The high speed range attack is classically a laser or a bullet attack. Energy weapons are nice, and they are very shiny, no doubt. All the same, firing some HEIAP through dual browning machine guns also has advantages. It should follow VERY shortly after the gambit attack before they have time to dodge again, assuming they dodged the gambit at all in the first place.
Charge: Too many bosses refrain from utilizing their size and strength to make unblockable crushing attacks. This may provide opportunities of vulnerability, sure, but that is only for the slow, lumbering boss of ungodly sizes, against the sprite like characters who depend on speed. (against whom I would be casting maelstrom over the entire combat arena.)
What is my attack pattern?
maelstrom
gambit
high speed ranged attack
charge
Maelstrom: your classical "cloud of death" attack. Summoning a large storm. My impudent opponent will have charged me and this will be my reply? Maelstrom.
Gambit: A magic missile style of attack where by 10 to 20 small projectiles all launch at him/her at once at different trajectories making it impossible to charge me, much less dodge.
The high speed range attack is classically a laser or a bullet attack. Energy weapons are nice, and they are very shiny, no doubt. All the same, firing some HEIAP through dual browning machine guns also has advantages. It should follow VERY shortly after the gambit attack before they have time to dodge again, assuming they dodged the gambit at all in the first place.
Charge: Too many bosses refrain from utilizing their size and strength to make unblockable crushing attacks. This may provide opportunities of vulnerability, sure, but that is only for the slow, lumbering boss of ungodly sizes, against the sprite like characters who depend on speed. (against whom I would be casting maelstrom over the entire combat arena.)
Wait, are we talking about pucca style shirt removal where the guy rips it in two pieces every episode, or are we taking it to a new level where you have a supply of shirts specifically for the purposes of removal.Bloody Crimson said:
How much damage does the glove attack do?
I will admit, pants removal would be VERY distracting. Which kind of distracting do you have in mind though? Are we talking Sephiroth, where he is argued to have an extreme sexiness factor going for him? Are we talking about more 'monstrous' bosses where you are not sure what your looking at until the realization hits you and you start looking for the brain bleach?
A big attack that hits all the good guy party members for a little over half their health and also causes several random status afflictions.
there wouldn't be a fight
while we both share that annoying monologe that happens just before EVERY boss fight
I'd say "hey whats that?"
and while they look away I'd pull out a gun and blow their brains out.
PROBLEM.SOLVED!
while we both share that annoying monologe that happens just before EVERY boss fight
I'd say "hey whats that?"
and while they look away I'd pull out a gun and blow their brains out.
PROBLEM.SOLVED!
everytime i was struck, yell punkass
have a two part counter move that during which i say, increasingly loudly, bitchass, ass!
have a two part counter move that during which i say, increasingly loudly, bitchass, ass!
The opening to the fight would be me runing up to every charicter and huging them for a somewhat unapropriate ammount of time and saying "Oh *Name* Some of us have missed you so much." After all the huging. "The rest of us think its time for you to die."
In phase one. I would clone myself once every min. All clones would cast stackable dots on random targest. My third clone would cast a mass heal every 20 seconds. My fourth clone would mind controll ranged targets. Every clone after that would either summon low health/high dmg minions and spam direct dmg spells. During this phase I would say "Allow me to introduce myself. Hahaha." The Mind contorlled player would say things like "Im sorry mommy I didnt mean to hurt you."
In phase two. I would Spread the cloneing out to every 2 min. Every one min I would choose one clone/minion at random and make them explode for dmg. I would also bring in a short range AOE dmg spell and an AOE sleep spell. "Im not who you think I think I am."
In the third phase I would levitat into the air and cast a mass rez on the clones that died reviving a max of 20 at half health. The party has then three min to kill all the clones before they are abosrbed giving me an equal amount of health. "We are not Pleased."
In the final phase I would become a tank and spank but with a three min enrage timer.
In phase one. I would clone myself once every min. All clones would cast stackable dots on random targest. My third clone would cast a mass heal every 20 seconds. My fourth clone would mind controll ranged targets. Every clone after that would either summon low health/high dmg minions and spam direct dmg spells. During this phase I would say "Allow me to introduce myself. Hahaha." The Mind contorlled player would say things like "Im sorry mommy I didnt mean to hurt you."
In phase two. I would Spread the cloneing out to every 2 min. Every one min I would choose one clone/minion at random and make them explode for dmg. I would also bring in a short range AOE dmg spell and an AOE sleep spell. "Im not who you think I think I am."
In the third phase I would levitat into the air and cast a mass rez on the clones that died reviving a max of 20 at half health. The party has then three min to kill all the clones before they are abosrbed giving me an equal amount of health. "We are not Pleased."
In the final phase I would become a tank and spank but with a three min enrage timer.
Repeated health-drain attacks and attacks that sap my opponent's attack and defense, so eventually I'd gear up to unleash an unavoidable area attack on everything, devastating all opponents.
I'd sing. To be slightly more specific, I'd sing how I would after a bit too much to drink.
Naturally, my attacks would involve throwing empty bottles at my enemies if they're too far away, and whacking them with half-finished bottles if they get too close. I'd also be completely immune to their attacks.
However, after around an hour, I'd pass out from the drinking and they would win. If they can avoid getting bottled for an hour, they probably deserve it.
Naturally, my attacks would involve throwing empty bottles at my enemies if they're too far away, and whacking them with half-finished bottles if they get too close. I'd also be completely immune to their attacks.
However, after around an hour, I'd pass out from the drinking and they would win. If they can avoid getting bottled for an hour, they probably deserve it.
