what would you get me?

[bulldogftw]

Ok, it is my birthday soon and i was just thnking say if i had you in a situation where if you didn't get me a present you would die what would you get me?

 

[Bobic]

The fluff from inside my pockets.

 

[Legion]

A 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' colouring book.

I am sure you would be delighted.

 

[Gaiseric]

Violence and lots of it. And maybe a nice card with $20 in it if I'm feeling generous. Hint: I'm not generous >

 

[steeple]

Ill probably get you either MLP merchandise, or a bulldog...

also, happy soon-to-be-birthday!

 

[cp.06]

A My Little Pony sculpted from the hair and faeces of a yeti.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I guess Captcha made the decision for me. Hmmm, where are those eetners?

Or maybe a goat.

 

[ScoopMeister]

I have no idea who you are, so I would go for the only thong one can in such a situation: a hug XD

 

[rokkolpo]

A *Watched 200 Zero Punctuation Reviews* Badge.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

a muffin , would you be happy with a muffin ?

 

[bulldogftw]

a muffin , would you be happy with a muffin ?

Yep.

 

[Davatehi]

A top hat and a monocle plus your very own "grow a moustache" kit.

 

[Palademon]

I'd say, but people would hate me for bringing up the Portal meme once I make the punchline.

 

[DEAD34345]

I have no idea who you are, so I would go for the only thong one can in such a situation: a hug XD

I have to know if writing thong was intentional there... it seems too comedically appropriate to be an accident.

Uh... I'd give you... a £1 steak pasty from Tesco. More than I'd give most randomers I have never seen in my life, but since you're a fellow brony, I'd make an exception.

 

[Koshok]

Depends how good of a friend you are, and how much money I happen to have that week.
If I thought you were the bee's knees, whatever that's worth, and I had enough money burning a hole in my pocket to light cigars for a country club, I'd probably just head on over to your Steam account and buy you whatever happens to be #1 on your wishlist.
If I didn't particularly like you, or had little to no money that week, probably a $5 gift card. Maybe to a store you would want to shop at if I'm feeling generous.

Merely speaking hypothetically, of course.

 

[bulldogftw]

Depends how good of a friend you are, and how much money I happen to have that week.
If I thought you were the bee's knees, whatever that's worth, and I had enough money burning a hole in my pocket to light cigars for a country club, I'd probably just head on over to your Steam account and buy you whatever happens to be #1 on your wishlist.
If I didn't particularly like you, or had little to no money that week, probably a $5 gift card. Maybe to a store you would want to shop at if I'm feeling generous.

Merely speaking hypothetically, of course.

Ok, lets say I just hit you in the balls with your own dead dog (or other pet). What do I get?

 

[Goofguy]

Seeing as how I don't know you, I'd start with a firm handshake and a brief introduction. Then I would give you a pat on the back and congratulate you for living an other year longer. Any other gift from me would be insincere and I don't want to waste the money on you.

 

[Koshok]

Depends how good of a friend you are, and how much money I happen to have that week.
If I thought you were the bee's knees, whatever that's worth, and I had enough money burning a hole in my pocket to light cigars for a country club, I'd probably just head on over to your Steam account and buy you whatever happens to be #1 on your wishlist.
If I didn't particularly like you, or had little to no money that week, probably a $5 gift card. Maybe to a store you would want to shop at if I'm feeling generous.

Merely speaking hypothetically, of course.

Ok, lets say I just hit you in the balls with your own dead dog (or other pet). What do I get?

Now I'm thinking we're beyond the gift card. You might be getting a lit propane torch. From 20 feet away. When you aren't looking.