What would you imagine Video game characters saying if they played their own games?

[c0lefalk]

Altair: Wow. I'm a dick.

 

[Pegghead]

Vin Diesel playing Chronicles of Riddick or wheelman.

*Fap fap fap*

 

[TheStickman]

Phoenix Wright: Objection!

 

[XxSummonerxX]

Miles Edgeworth playing Phoenix Wright

THAT SO DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT! YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT FRANZISKA?
...no

 

[Bradd94]

Sonic: No kidding... and like... do I ever sleep?

Andrew Ryan: You've got to be shitting me. That bastard had me fooled all along |:

Princess (Mario Series): So like... Do I always get captured?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Shepard playing mass effect:
"I COULD'VE NAILED THE BLUE CHICK!?!?!?!? MOTHER FU-"

 

[US Crash Fire]

Tidus playing Final Fantasy X:
"WOW! I really am a whiny little *****!"

 

[Brad Shepard]

Final fantasy 8

Squall: "...Whatever..."

 

[Kollega]

Claptrap playing Borderlands:

"Wha-wha-wha-wha-WHAT?! This ending is f&$#*!@ BUSHWEED! So-f#*&^@$-unprofessional! Un-F%&$^#@-professional!"

 

[Korten12]

Knight from Demon's Souls playing Demon's Souls

"WTF!!!! That didnt happen! this game is impossible!"

lol. Great game though.

 

[Walkchalk]

Hitler playing any WWII game- DAMNIT no wonder I lost. Every time I won they got to retry!

 

[LeonLethality]

Link: "Shut the fuck up, Navi!

But link doesn't talk.

OT: Navi: Shut the fuck up Navi!

Finally realize how annoying she is <.<

 

[youknowwho]

Cloud playing KH1:
"Wait... when did my sword break? and... why am I wearing VINCENTS clothes? Ugh...
Cloud Playing KH2:
"Oh yeah... thats better... back to back with Squall, and... wait... THATS NOT HO IT HAPPENED WITH SEPH!?

Oh God I just realized...
I'M A FANBOY OF ALL THINGS SQUARE ENIX!

 

[scnj]

Marcinko playing Rogue Warrior:

"Fuck! Who's the fucking hardest ************ in this fucking place! Fucking game, what the fucking fuck! Fuck me, this guy swears a fucking lot! Bring it on you fucking fuckers! Fuck, it's that fucking short? Great, fucking credits song."

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

'Why the fuck can't I swim?!"- Altair.

 

[The Fork of Truth]

The Saints' Leader:

"Dear God...I-I'm a monster!"

 

[Shoggoth2588]

M.C. playing Halo: "Why can't I duel-wield? Or kick?"

M.C. playing Halo 2: "Johnson!? He died! Why can't I kick!?"

M.C. playing Halo 3: "No no ... I shot the Arbiter. Twice!"

Francis playing Left4Dead: "I hate video games"

Deadpool playing Ultimate Alliance: "Why the Hell is Thor is stronger than I am!?"

Mewtwo playing Pokemon Red: "Cursed Master Ball ... I should be able to repel a ten year old and a bit of technology"

Kefka playing Final Fantasy VI[or III] "UWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is great!" Kefka turns off the game after the midway point in the game