What would you like your funeral to be like?

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For me I think I would like to be propped up out of my casket with my arms open so I can give everyone there on last hung (reference anybody?)

Then I would like my body to be placed on a boat and sent down a river with fiery arrows shot at the wooden boat, a Viking funeral.

EDIT: Morgan Freeman will also give my eulogy.
 

Pimppeter2

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Scrubs!


I would want to be fired into the Sun

Or I would want to be buried in a cemetery that orbits the earth.

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RMcD94

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Something annoying.

Like bury me in the middle of a busy street.

Or, nuclear holocaust of the planet, where I am remembered as Anti-thesis to whatever God appears in the new religions which form out of the shattered remnants of civilization.
 

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I'd want it to be riveting. Slideshows, trivia and chamber music.

BYOB, though.

[small]lol jk thered be an open bar[/small]
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
I would want to be fired into the Sun.
YES!

But I would like to be more patriotic.

When my rocket begins to reach the atmosphere, it somehow "fails" and it falls on Moscow, which it just "happens" to hit a nuclear reactor.

I mean, why not?
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
I would want to be buried in a cemetery that orbits the earth.

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Futurama

OT, I was ninja'd by the OP. I'd like the one last hug kind of funeral.
 

BlindMessiah94

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Speaker for the Dead, a la Orson Scott Card.

I would want people to speak the truth of me, and not just only focus on the good while omitting all the bad. I want to be remembered for what I was, not some glorified version of myself.
 

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I would like my funeral to be nonexistent. I really hate big get-togethers like that. If people want to mourn me or pay their respects to my memory, they should do so on their own terms.
 

RMcD94

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TheFacelessOne said:
Pimppeter2 said:
I would want to be fired into the Sun.
YES!

But I would like to be more patriotic.

When my rocket begins to reach the atmosphere, it somehow "fails" and it falls on Moscow, which it just "happens" to hit a nuclear reactor.

I mean, why not?
How is that patriotic? Isn't that more anti-patriotic?
 

Free Thinker

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Viking Funeral. The whole works. Actual viking warship, all my possessions in the boat, and an archer with a flaming arrow.
 

TheFacelessOne

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BlindMessiah94 said:
Speaker for the Dead, a la Orson Scott Card.

I would want people to speak the truth of me, and not just only focus on the good while omitting all the bad. I want to be remembered for what I was, not some glorified version of myself.
Ah, yes! Spoken by Ender Wiggin himself!

This is off-topic, did you like any of the books after Ender's Game? I mean, for me, it just got boring from there, sadly.
 

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RMcD94 said:
TheFacelessOne said:
Pimppeter2 said:
I would want to be fired into the Sun.
YES!

But I would like to be more patriotic.

When my rocket begins to reach the atmosphere, it somehow "fails" and it falls on Moscow, which it just "happens" to hit a nuclear reactor.

I mean, why not?
How is that patriotic? Isn't that more anti-patriotic?
Ah, it's the ruskies. I'll be hailed as a hero.

I mean, terrible accidents...
 

Pimppeter2

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Julianking93 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
I would want to be buried in a cemetery that orbits the earth.

[sub](Reference?)[/sub]
Futurama

OT, I was ninja'd by the OP. I'd like the one last hug kind of funeral.


Oh noes, Low Content post!

OP: I agree with myself on this issue. I would like to burn to crisp.
 

BlindMessiah94

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TheFacelessOne said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
Speaker for the Dead, a la Orson Scott Card.

I would want people to speak the truth of me, and not just only focus on the good while omitting all the bad. I want to be remembered for what I was, not some glorified version of myself.
Ah, yes! Spoken by Ender Wiggin himself!

This is off-topic, did you like any of the books after Ender's Game? I mean, for me, it just got boring from there, sadly.
I thought I was the only one! Yeah I hated all his other books. I tried Ender's Shadow and Speaker for the Dead ironically enough and couldn't get through them. Ender's game was the only good one in my opinion.
 
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Pimppeter2 said:
Scrubs!


I would want to be fired into the Sun

Or I would want to be buried in a cemetery that orbits the earth.

[sub](Reference?)[/sub]
Pfft, thats too easy.

OT: I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life. Then I want to be launched into space to Mars by Patrick Stewart.
 

OneKlicKill

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Who said i would die...

OT: Depends how I had died is my body mangled or destroyed by a super virus I created in an attempt to cure cancer (yeah i totaly stole that from so many different movies but it actualy isn't implausible) because in eather situation its probably best that I am just incinerated.

Otherwise I probably haven't died. I dont plan on dieing from natural causes...

So most likely no funeral will be possible.
 
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Irridium said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Scrubs!


I would want to be fired into the Sun

Or I would want to be buried in a cemetery that orbits the earth.

[sub](Reference?)[/sub]
Pfft, thats too easy.

OT: I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life. Then I want to be launched into space to Mars by Patrick Stewart.
I'm adding a Morgan Freeman eulogy to mine right now!