What would you like your funeral to be like?

[Lullabye]

Non existent
Seriously, I better be chopped up and used as fertilizer. I hate wasting so much resources on something s common as death.

 

[IslandManJack]

I want my body to be fed to giant great white sharks, and they the funeral atendee's will catch and eat said sharks. Indirect Cannibalism FTW!

 

[Insanum]

I'd like a fancy dress Funeral.

Im actually serious about that.

 

[mad825]

Throw me in the nearest ditch by the road.

 

[likalaruku]

An audience will be allowed to feed scraps of my flesh to animal shelter pets & then watch as an artists turns my bones into several works of art.

 

[KaiRai]

In a spring loaded coffin, so when they go to do my open casket, I go launching out.

I also want to be dressed as superman.

Lol I joke. EVERYONE will wear teal though, as it's my favourite colour. And As I Lay Dying will be playing.

Actually I'll take a rain check on the music....Sound of silence it is.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Hurray Forums]

I honestly don't care at all. Funeral seems more like something that should be for the living instead of the dead so whatever they want to do I guess. Regular ole funeral, party, using my corpse as a pinata, it's all good. Donated to science would be optimal I guess, then my corpse would actually be doing some good.

 

[The Warden]

Full of Humor.
I love and live for comedy, so I want my death not to be so down.

 

[shwnbob]

My body stringed up to the ceiling, dancing, while club music plays.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I got you all beat on terms of what song to play during the funeral or wake (or whenever they play a song....do they play songs?) anyways here it is, if someone could fix it for me that'd be great (i forgot how) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6GzVCYqoyY

 

[Numb1lp]

I've always wanted my funeral to be a blow out party. I guess I always thought that if I have to go out, I want to do so with a bang.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

hmm... Death... check... turned to ash... check... put it in a chocolate mix jar and offer to children... check... ya im good. either way, i end up in the ocean! ;D

 

[Gardenia]

I want people at my funeral to chuck me in the ground, no songs to be sung, poems to be read or speeches to be delivered. Then they would eat food in utter silence, no talking, sighing, nothing. I hate talking. Absolutely no religious symbols are allowed.

 

[Marter]

I would let my friends pick my funeral, so that they will make it as happy as they could. Anything I could come up with would be depressing, and that's not how I want my funeral to be.

 

[joshthor]

exactly like this:

after that funeral i would be cremated and then my real funeral would begin.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I want my funeral to be gamer-ish. The Hitman insignia shall be on the lid, and I shall be buried with 2 XD9 pistols, with at least 30 clips.

 

[AMMO Kid]

I would want to have my body posed sitting on a toilet with my pants around my ankles...just for laughs

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

I too will go the viking funeral route. Though afterward, there will be a great feast, and much merry making!