First off I would do my best to convince myself, my dog, all my XBL friends, and the inhabitants of Albion that my dog is in fact a cat. If you can put shit on him then I would put a little bell like a cat would wear. And possibly some cat ears. And then I would name him after the cat I've always wanted but my parents don't love me enough to get over their allergies and choke down a fucking pill every morning just to keep from sneezing every once in a while, So I am not allowed that cat. I will call him Jack because that is what I have always wanted to name my cat. But if there is a section where you can name the dog then I will write his name down as Carlos Andre Thompson. So that his initials are C.A.T., thus confusing him and everyone else around him that much more.