What would you name your autobiography?

[CyanideSandwich]

This thread is self-explanitory. Oh, and I don't care if it's been done before.

 

[CrashBang]

"Are you really going to read this? Okay, it's your funeral"

 

[Count Igor]

Me, Myself and other Acquaintances.

 

[comadorcrack]

"Why I'm so great"

Wait... hasn't that been used before....

Okay then how about this.

"So... I'm Great! Why?"

Perfect

 

[Queen Michael]

"My Autobiography" by Batman.

 

[blue heartless]

"How I Got My Power Level Over 9000 - And Other Stories On Life, Love and Zombies"

 

[Pearwood]

"This Book Has Porn In It", it's about the only way I'd get anyone to buy it.

 

[Aetera]

[insert full name]: The Ups and Downs of Life*





[small]*with Bipolar Depression[/small]

 

[SoloStoffe]

"How the earth was saved from imminent destruction, and other exciting tales"

 

[fleischwolke]

"Awesome: The Life and Times of an Awesomnist"

 

[Korolev]

THE SLIGHT RISE AND SLIGHT FALL OF THE ORDINARY: How one ordinary man, in full accordance with the odds, had a reasonable life, did some work, helped some people, had minor triumphs and minor defeats, and in the end, lived an ordinary life.

IN STORES NOW!

ALTERNATIVELY:

THE UNKNOWN SCIENTIST: The story of how one middling, nothing-that-special scientist helped uncover the functions of a few genes of no particular interest to anyone other than specialists, got a few papers published and died while making life miserable for the students under his control. He will not be missed.

 

[Vault101]

"the middle of nowhere...and how to survive the boredom"

 

[puredrug]

"The long road to the electric outlet"

 

[Arqus_Zed]

"The fantastic tale of a man and his alter ego (of whom he suspects is schizophrenic)"

 

[sharklion]

"EEEERRRGGGHHHHHHHHH" by the ghost of sharklion

 

[King Crab]

ARSEMAHGEDDON
-and other puns-
the life story

 

[Benn_Walden]

"How i grew my penis 4" in 20 seconds." It shall be a best seller.

 

[Nickolai77]

"MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Meh"

(Actually the title)

 

[trophykiller]

How did you find this? Well, you'll never find the treasure!(map inside book)