what would you name your kids?

[Sacman]

Alyss and Lucifer.

Yeah, I think it's time Lucifer came back.

you should bring back Damien while ur at it...

OT:if it's a boy I would randomly pick from a hat filled with names of FF summons and ancient gods.
I'm hoping I pick something cool like Bahamut or Ragnarok...

if it's a girl then Alison or Lain I always liked the name Alice and Lain well look at my avatar it's the main character from my favorite anime show...

 

[Sark]

Thor. Regardless of gender.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I doubt I'll have kids, but you'll never know.

So it's a girl then Karen.

If it's a boy then Daniel. (Continuing the family tradition of the eldest child names his first born son after his grandfather.)

 

[Altorin]

boy: Alex
girl: imoen

 

[erbkaiser]

XKCD ftw.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Hayden for my first son, Leonidas (Leon for short) for my second. Can never think of any good girls names, so hopefully the mother of my children will have a few ideas...

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I've always wanted to name a kid Fleetwood but its a bit too hippie I think.

I would name a boy Rohan as in Riders of.

Heaven forbid I ever have a girl. They keep dressing skankier at younger ages.
Has anyone been to a high school recently?

I would have to lock up my daughter in my basement or feed her nothing but chocolate so she had bad skin and was fat.

 

[Monocle Man]

If I would ever have a son he would be named Godfrey or Siegfried.
Don't know a name for a girl, I do know I don't want it to end with an "a". Far too many of those.

I've always wanted to name a kid Fleetwood but its a bit too hippie I think.

I would name a boy Rohan as in Riders of.

Heaven forbid I ever have a girl. They keep dressing skankier at younger ages.
Has anyone been to a high school recently?

I would have to lock up my daughter in my basement or feed her nothing but chocolate so she had bad skin and was fat.

Glue and a staple gun could be used to assure she keeps enough clothes on at all times.
The scars will keep most of the boys away, too.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Spoiler

XKCD ftw.

Just had to quote because XKCD is awesome.

On topic, I think Maria is a pretty name for a girl. I'm really not inspired, so I'd probably think more about names if I actually had a kid. I don't think I'd pick a comedy name - I mean it would be good in the short run, but just a bit odd in the long run. Maybe for middle names...

 

[TimeLord]

Terry and Gonad

Actually if it's a boy: Andrew
Girl: Jenny

 

[LeonLethality]

If it's a boy I'd name him Caecus or Leon (No my real name isn't Leon so it wouldn't be like Leon jr) for a girl I'd name her Maria or something else I can't think of.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Boy: Poseidon

Girl: Emma

 

[Layz92]

I'm hoping I pick something cool like Bahamut or Ragnarok...

Ragnarok? really? You would name your kid after an event? For a norse name I would go with Grimnir or something. You know, an actual name. Sorry I like norse mythology it seems inappropriate to name your kid after an event.

I would probably go for Alexander, obviously shortened to Alex. Or if I was having a stupid yet cool day, Thor.

 

[Mihkel Lennuk]

pede pede pede123

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Snipity

That's simple. I have either two options regarding this matter. I either name my two kids Accident and Mistake or Douche and twat. If one of them turns out to be a girl I simply change Twat to Bimbo.

Pathetic attempts in jokes aside...

Probably Alex or Leon, If I have a girl then Jennifer.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'd name my daughters Chell and GLaDOS. The eldest will be GLaDOS, who will grow up to be a very calculating scientist. Chell, my youngest, will grow up to be an athletic survivor.

I'd name my son Weighted Companion Cube. He shall be my favorite cuddle buddy once my daughters leave home, forever battling each other.

 

[tzimize]

Dante is kind of the opposite of badass imo.

My kids will be named Ariel (girl) and Telon (boy). I'm also a big fan of Odin (both as a name and a character).

 

[naufaldotcom]

Okay, i'll give their name to something that i might like.
Al-Adyah is in my list.