What Would You Replace Your Hand With?

[captaincabbage]

Anyone else remember the Inspector Gadget movie? Yeah, I'd have Claw's claw.

I wanted one of those since I was five.

 

[captaincabbage]

Vibrator.

What? You know your girlfriend would appreciate you thinking of her. You could even detach it and leave it at home if you went on a business trip. It'd be sort of romantic, in a way.

you win one internets. XD, but ehh, how would yet get round the bend XD? or do you want to sit way a long way away XD? let him install en extra joint XD?

I think the vibrator itself would have to be hinged. Maybe three joints, like a finger. A big, vibrating finger.

You have thought this out in waaay too much detail. XD

 

[ShadowsofHope]

An *ahem* pleasure assistant.

..Don't look at me like that!

Seriously, though.. a hand cannon.

Edit: ..DAMNIT! Someone got the vibrator quip before me! Kavonde, you sly little..

 

[skeliton112]

non lethal: disco ball with strobe lights

lethal: light wieght version of metalstorm area denial system.

 

[sylekage]

I would have him take every single machine he has and put them together to make one uber glove/gauntlet that molds to my stump perfectly, aligns to my nerves, and can turn into anything I think of. Example: hand, gun, portal device, portable microwave, glue, whatever I need.

I mean he's Dr. Insano, and he's got these random things lying around, why not?

 

[Burningsok]

a chain saw, what else?

real answer: probably some sort of blaster cannon like the one Samus has

 

[etherlance]

I'll replace it with a klondike bar.

 

[Zorg Machine]

A tardis.

Either that or a bottle of coke.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

See, it's a shame the good doctor doesn't have any prosthetic hands, because I'd quite like to replace my left hand with another right hand. That'd really screw with peoples heads!

Since that's not a option, however, I'd want my left hand to be replaced with a cattle prod.

 

[LandoCristo]

Claw-arm. With grappling action! Comes with over 5000 different movements and positions, can apply continuous pressure of 10kN/m^2, and has an LED built into the talons.

 

[Nazz3]

Something that shoots webs so I can be Spiderman!

 

[krazymouse]

Bam

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

With somebody else's hand. Metal isn't very pretty :x

 

[EeveeElectro]

Dr. Insano sounds a little bit like the last doctor I saw...

I'd want a multi purpose hand. A gun, a whisk, a knife... There's a TV or game reference in there but I can't remember it.

 

[Brightzide]

A lighter...just a lighter...I like to start fires. In a nice controlled environment regularly to keep me calm. It's why my Mum builds me bonfires in the backyard. Yeah! a zippo with infinite fuel

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> A tentacle. O.O Don't ask why...

 

[Guffe]

I'd take a frying pan. I could make food anywhere anytime, what's better than that?!!

 

[Latinidiot]

three blades, used for stabbing, slicing, grappling, and like a fork. No matter what happens, etiquette matters, so my knife stays in my right hand.