What would you ride into battle?

[LobsterFeng]

Impressive, no?

 

[Thegoodfriar]

A tricycle, simple utilitarian and will put the fear of god into my enemies!

 

[Versuvius]

any questions?

 

[ZehMadScientist]

a PONY of course

 

[PatSilverFox]

No I'm the one being ridden, think WoW Running Wild spell

 

[FalloutJack]

Now granted, I would need ALOT OF THESE, but consider the possibilities...

"Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny rabbit..."

 

[ScorpSt]

I'd ride a Gryphon, like the Grey Wardens of old.

Alternatively, a Pterosaur, One of the few flying extinct animals someone could conceivably ride.

 

[rayen020]

a squiggoth obviously

 

[Jonny49]

Spoiler: Beware!!

You know what's cooler than a sloth? I giant sloth.

With some armour plating, machine guns and those badass claws, we'll kick arse till our feet are saw. Then perhaps nap, then kick some more.

I shall name him...Dozy.

Armour? Why bother? Didn't those things have skin like chain mail?

I'd have a woolly mammoth, and be the first person to successfully invade Russia in the winter.

Or a Bruhathkayosaurus, because nothing says I AM GOING TO KILL YOU like 200 tons of archer covered dinosaur.

You can never have enough armour.

 

[Yokai]

A wooly mammoth. Sharpen the tusks, and you have fifteen tons of trampling bulk behind nine feet of pointy death bearing down on the enemy at twenty miles an hour.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Naught else must be said.

Spoiler

 

[corcus]

I'd ride

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mario of course

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

A giant thunder dragon. Hands down.

My enemies will see it and tremble! And I will try to stage the battle in the rain, so I can fly above it and then have my dragon fry the crap out of the enemy with thunder breath. >

 

[Farseer Lolotea]

A styracosaur, of course. Not quite as big as a triceratops, mind you, but spikier.

 

[Zantos]

Can I pick Cthulhu? I wanna pick Cthulhu. I'm picking Cthulhu.

Gosh darn it, I wanted him!

I wanna ride a polar bear. If it has to be extinct for that to be my answer then i'll go leave my TV on standby.

 

[breadsammich]

Laser-mounted Megalodon. Themistocles better watch his back.

 

[Infernai]

Sorry, i can't hear you over the sounds of you BURNING to death in dragon fire..

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Ostrich. They're freaking badass.