What would you say in Dead Space?

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

What would you tell your useless allies in Dead Space if you were Isaac Clarke?


(there is a point to me making these forums)

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I wouldn't say anything because I'm a silent protagonist.

But if I could talk, I would tell them to grab a gun and actually help. Or tell them to pull this fucking thing off my head. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPSZnC4_5A0&feature=related]

 

[oliveira8]

There is? Can you say now?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

Since i've played the game, "Fuck off or help me."

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I'd tell them how I'd dismember them unless they did something.

 

[Split Moon]

"ya know what? how about YOU fix the ship and I'LL sit in a safe place eating all the sandwiches !"

 

[hagaya]

I'd tell them to get off their asses and kill something. Or make me a turkey sammich.

 

[Distorted Stu]

SURELY THIS PLACE MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING RIFLE!!
If i was him i would get sick of using fucking tools to kill aliens.

 

[TheScarecrow]

I'd tell them to quit their bitching.

 

[Vrex360]

I'd sing all the lyrics from the song: "Living on a prayer."
Also I'd scream out the name of my girlfriend a bit and act fascinated by the biology of the Necromorphs, quipping at all the would be horror cliches and often shouting:
"I'm not doing that, I'm just an engineer. You go kill the monster that can eat the Empire State Building if you want to."
I'd be a very strange protagonist.

 

[Kollega]

Everything that could be said already has been.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would say: Mmfffpff Mff Mfffpffrmph! because I'm wearing a stupid helmet.

 

[Azulito]

I think I'd quote Eric Cartman

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

 

[Medgeth]

I'd probably start singing;

"Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob,
For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job"

Yup, George Formby, When I'm Cleanin Windows, either that or Leaning on a Lamp Post.

 

[scareBro]

"FUCK THIS NOISE!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!" and proceed to leave the game for a happier one...
like Sanrio Super Smash Ball!

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

'Here's a gun. Either help me by shooting them, or help me by distracting them so I can shoot them. Whichever works.

 

[Alphavillain]

Probably "Hmmph...damn civilians."