What Would You Sell Your Soul for?

[ZacOfTheZombies]

10 souls.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

I'd quite happily give my soul over for a place as a demonic henchman, me. I mean, really. An eternity of bliss sounds all well and good but an eternity of anything would get boring after a while. If you're a demon doing demonic stuff least you're entertained fighting the forces of good and stuff.

 

[John Galt]

I'd swap my soul for the Devil's position as Chief Evildoer and Overlord. But I'm willing to take Chief Henchman too if that would work out for him.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I would sell my soul for a parachuting bear launch cannon thingy.

Hell hath no fury as my dancing parachuting grizzly bear army.

 

[Syvari]

Sometimes I wonder what will happen in heaven...
It is a place where you can do stuff you want (driving really fast, playing video games, eating lots of cookies)? All that stuff would be enjoyable, but total indulgence of it would be sin, and sin is not allowed in heaven. So, we could do that stuff sometimes, and then we would have to do church-like activities to be sure to not get addicted to idols (darn cookies!), so it really just sounds alot like real life......

THERE IS NO RL, THERE IS ONLY AFK

btw I don't think I would ever take the chance of selling my soul.

 

[lazysquirell]

I'd sell my soul for a cheese sandwich

 

[Razzle Bathbone]

Sell my soul to demolish hell.

That's the one! Set all the damned souls free and make sure nobody ever goes there again.

Since my soul would be damned in the bargain, and since there would be no hell for me to go to after I died, I assume this means I would be obliterated, with no heaven, afterlife, reincarnation or other continuance. Perfect. Sign me up.

 

[black lincon]

i would sell my soul for a drug that would make the last 4 starwars movies good

 

[r4ndom]

There's only one thing in this world i'd sell my soul for...

Cameron Diaz, circa 2003.


Oh and Corn Pops. I fucking loved Corn Pops.

 

[jake09050]

i would sell my soul for the love of my family





jkjk i would sell my soul for a thousand virgins that have huge tits and are whores only to me

 

[CasualZombie]

I'd sell my soul for a REALLY nice hat and a fun pointy metal stick, you may think this is a high price at first but it worked for Arthus! He is the best example to follow in this thread. Right now he's top o' the world king of what will be everything assuming nothing like "The chosen saviour" turns up and can even kick Illidan's ass (and that's something seeing as the guys ONLY hobbies are sacrifice everything for power)

ps: wouldn't destroying Hell kinda leave all of the nutcases free to ruin the Earth... We've just got it just how we want it and everything

 

[Mstrswrd]

Assuming I have a soul, I'd sell it for reality manipulation. Then guess what? It doesn't matter that I sold my soul. I can take it back.

 

[joswie]

I once asked this of my history teacher in 9th grade. He said that if you do, you'll just get tricked. So I suggested eternal youth with out any tricks and the ability to give/take away that ability (minus taking from me of course) to anyone I please. His response ver batum "In that case, kill whoever he wants you to." This was him so don't ban me.

 

[the monopoly guy]

hmmm, to become a National Geographic photographer

 

[wewontdie11]

If I believed I had a soul, I'd probably sell it for a lot of things: an Aston Martin 72 Vantage, to have unsurpassable musical talent or a few wishes maybe. But I would sell it just to postpone it's inevitable journey to hell and I'll see most of you there as well if the bible is to be believed.

 

[The Thief]

I only sell counterfeit souls. My real soul is in a safety deposit box.

 

[iamnotincompliance]

Immortality. Like, nothing can kill me. Not old age, not bullets, not diseases, nothing. If I could get not feeling pain in with that deal, that'd be great, and of course I'd open with both, but the devil is a sly bargainer.

Edit: You'll think it will get boring. But nothing includes oxygen deprivation. The universe is a big place. I'll be content for a while.

That, and whoever you sold your soul too could never collect on it, since you wouldn't die. Unless you're planning on walking around a soulless abomination, in which case you'd be Solomon Grundy, and you can't go wrong with being an unopposed supervillain. Well, I suppose someone could sell their soul to become Superman (an interesting thought), and someone else sells theirs for a twenty pound bag of Kryptonite....

But I wouldn't sell mine, not because I don't believe it exists, but because I'd be forever thinking of something better I could have gotten, and regretting it always. Hell, if I knew I could think of the perfect thing on the first shot, I'd be dealing right now, but I know me, and that's not how I work.

 

[joswie]

If I believed I had a soul, I'd probably sell it for a lot of things: an Aston Martin 72 Vantage, to have unsurpassable musical talent or a few wishes maybe. But I would sell it just to postpone it's inevitable journey to hell and I'll see most of you there as well if the bible is to be believed.

I don't disagree, but the man said that wasn't what this thread is about sir. We can start our own thread on the concept of the after life, but lets not have this discussion on a thread that was never designed for this.

 

[Catballs]

for far cry 2!