What Would You Steal?

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Chipperz

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pimppeter2 said:
Every hot girl in the worlds virginity


Take that you materialistic people
Dude, you get a blimp and you can have every hot girl in the world's virginity. Mainly because, well, you have a fucking blimp!

By the way, I'd nick a blimp.
 

tthor

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Chipperz said:
pimppeter2 said:
Every hot girl in the worlds virginity


Take that you materialistic people
Dude, you get a blimp and you can have every hot girl in the world's virginity. Mainly because, well, you have a fucking blimp!

By the way, I'd nick a blimp.
lol Blimps; the new milehigh clubhouse =)
 

traceur_

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A completed copy of the English dubbed version of Final Fantasy 13, right now. I can't wait for the damned Western release!
 

Twilight_guy

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I'd steal the hearts and minds of America. Then I'd use them to power a giant heart/brain death machine.
 

spike0918

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The badass computer of one of the escapist's many PC gamers. The best computer that is here, so someone has to own up. Who's am I going to steal?

You know that or Bill Gate's job. Money Money Mooooney Mooooney
 

War Penguin

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A horse. I would look so fucking majestic, man. Or a penguin. But that would be like slavery since I am one and I don't approve of such a thing.
 

CobaltBomber

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I would steal myself. Just to see what would happen.

"Your under arrest for kidnapping you!"
"But I am me!"
"That's not true! That's impossible!"

Hehehe. Maybe not funny to anyone but me...
 

blackfrancis567

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The second key to me apartment (It double locks and generally only one lock is used) I've spent many a night on them stairs