What Would You Want To Happen in 2012?

[Serioli]

The Awakening. Go Shadowrun (Not the third rate FPS though....)

 

[Ataxia]

I want every idiot who believes the world is actually going to end in 2012 to end for them...Just them I want them all to die for their stupidity. Also any other idiots who want to die can die too I'm fine with that as well...And-

Whoops better stop myself before everyone in the world is on this list.

Heh.

EDIT: It seems people have my idea too. Like the guy who said for everyone with an IQ under 80 to die. Like that one. Or all the doomsayers to wallow in shame for all eternity. Hm that would happen if nothing would...Actually it wouldn't because they're jerks D:. They use the logic that if they guess every day they'll eventually get it right. In other words if you buy a lotto ticket every day eventually YOUR BOUND TO WIN!...Idiots.

 

[Vrex360]

I'm well and truly aware that nothing of any major consequence is going to occur.
However, I personally would love to see the arrival of various alien races coming to Earth and for the human race to be welcomed into the stars.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I'm guessing Samuel L Jackson will meet some un-timely death. With him being the pinnacle of humanity and the life source on which the world is held together, the Earth will fall off of it's axis and hurl into the sun, thus ending humanity as we know it.

 

[Slaanax]

Maybe for the world to get a little better. I surely don't want the world to end I love living.

 

[Dr.Horrible13]

I want 2012, the bicentennial anniversary of the War of 1812, to be the year Canada goes to war with the US to remind them why nobody fucks with Canada. If the bullshit "free trade" that only worked one-way, and the vast unpaid energy bill for the power we've been sending south of our border weren't reason enough, there's also the corruption of television by their gods-awful "Reality TV" and the never-ending stream of celebutard drama. We will fight back, and with a little luck and the grace of our lord Tim Horton, we shall capture a number of west-coast states including Washington, California, Nevada, Oregon, Idaho, Alaska, and Hawaii. We may loose Quebec in the struggle, but it's a sacrifice we are willing to make.

FOR CANADA!

YEAH!!
GO CANADA MAN!!!
NOBODY MESSES WITH US!!

WE SHALL BURN THE WHITEHOUSE AGAIN!!!

WOA WOA not with obama in it!!

 

[The Warden]

Everyone I hate to die of heart attacks.
Duh.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

If something actually happens in 2012, what would you want it to be?

I hope it's the arrival of zombies! Not the superpowered and/or fast ones, but the slow, stupid ones.

they won't last long

 

[Blatherscythe]

I want 2012, the bicentennial anniversary of the War of 1812, to be the year Canada goes to war with the US to remind them why nobody fucks with Canada. If the bullshit "free trade" that only worked one-way, and the vast unpaid energy bill for the power we've been sending south of our border weren't reason enough, there's also the corruption of television by their gods-awful "Reality TV" and the never-ending stream of celebutard drama. We will fight back, and with a little luck and the grace of our lord Tim Horton, we shall capture a number of west-coast states including Washington, California, Nevada, Oregon, Idaho, Alaska, and Hawaii. We may loose Quebec in the struggle, but it's a sacrifice we are willing to make.

FOR CANADA!

YEAH!!
GO CANADA MAN!!!
NOBODY MESSES WITH US!!

WE SHALL BURN THE WHITEHOUSE AGAIN!!!

WOA WOA not with obama in it!!

Of course he won't be in it. We'll just tie Sarah Palin up (she recently insulted Canada we shall not take this lying down) and dump gasoline on he, light her ablaze and watch the Whitehous BURN!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

hmm, nothing will, but I would like for everything to just spontaneously explode for no reason.

 

[TerranReaper]

Mass panic occurs as the Mayans (Along with anyone else that remotely, directly or indirectly contributed) being written as the biggest trolls in history.

 

[clzark]

zombies

 

[airwolfe591]

Y2K all over again. Mass Hysteria then just... nothing. Also, all this craze over the Mayan calender it just mind boggling, you don't think the end of the world will happen just because the 2010 Calender ends Friday, December 31st do you? They just would've needed to go out and get a new one (if their civ lasted that long)

 

[yankeefan19]

Disasters happen in such a way that only people who believe in the 2012 apocalypse theory will be affected.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Extraplanetary contact/invasion

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I want 2012, the bicentennial anniversary of the War of 1812, to be the year Canada goes to war with the US to remind them why nobody fucks with Canada. If the bullshit "free trade" that only worked one-way, and the vast unpaid energy bill for the power we've been sending south of our border weren't reason enough, there's also the corruption of television by their gods-awful "Reality TV" and the never-ending stream of celebutard drama. We will fight back, and with a little luck and the grace of our lord Tim Horton, we shall capture a number of west-coast states including Washington, California, Nevada, Oregon, Idaho, Alaska, and Hawaii. We may loose Quebec in the struggle, but it's a sacrifice we are willing to make.

FOR CANADA!

Speaking as a United States citizen, I have to respond:

FOR CANADA!

OT:

I want the Scamonians from Bender's Big Score to take over. Then evil robot Santa murders the portion of the population that doesn't starve to death.

 

[Sovvolf]

Nothing, absolutely nothing, just so I can laugh in the face at every one who believed in that tripe. Though I do realise if nothing happens I'll hear things like "The merciful lord saved us from doom"... but fuck'em, I'll still laugh in their faces for believing that it would happen.

 

[JupiterBase]

I believe we will discover prothean ruins and a mass relay.

 

[Beardon65]

Ummmm, for everyone to pull their head out their arse and get over the fact the end of the world won't happen?

I got a good one though, Valve releases Half-life 2: episode 3. Naw I kid the guys who over-react to this joke. I'm a big Valve fan myself. Just getting alittle jittery 's all.

If something actually happens in 2012, what would you want it to be?

I hope it's the arrival of zombies! Not the superpowered and/or fast ones, but the slow, stupid ones.

they won't last long

Don't underestemate the stupidity of most people. REMEMBER: Head-shots (decapitation, and burning works too, but the latter is most likely to end in disaster) are required. Only way to take them down.