what would you want writen on your gravestone?

[The Bum]

Well i wanna be burned on a pyre ship like the celtics but mine would say "Servants deliver Hooch in back" i'd have a mosuleum.

 

[Mozza444]

He rests the body of Joshua Mor... Fuck it I lied, It's Drum And Bass. What ya gunna do?

 

[GodKlown]

"Achievement Unlocked: The Final Breath (250 GS)
You have survived until your last moment and left this planet before the rise of the zombie apocalypse. Lest we forget all those people who fed the horde."
Every time you step near the headstone, it goes BLEEP BLOOP!

Given that I died over twenty years ago when I was 7 because the local hospital was full of idiots and drunks, nobody really seemed to care. So the actual reading would be more like:

"Who was this guy again?"

I'm sure plenty of you on here wonder that already.

 

[Pyrignis]

Behind you...

 

[DarthNinja]

A link to my website's rickroll page.
And a QR-Code for any future geeks that pass by

 

[William Dickbringer]

I could never bring myself to hit a woman
.... but it doesn't mean I could use a blow torch

 

[Eldarion]

"You survived longer than your previous best! 81 years, 3 months, 22 days, 20 hours, 5 minutes, 36 seconds."

...followed by the stats of my previous reincarnations, including the animal I had the most sex as, the person I made the most money as, and the pest that I caused the most bites/stings/scratches/etc. as in a single life.

Thats a good one.

Mine would be some cryptic looking paragraph written with the runic alphabet, in latin. When translated though, its just expletives, swearing, and cursing.

 

[dazdex]

"Bad Mother Fucker"
Or
"He caught them all"

 

[Billion Backs]

"Don't just stand there!
Dig, dammit. I'm suffocating!"

Or something along those lines. Really, if you played Sacred and read the gravestones there, you know the type of humorous comment.

 

[Dr.FeelGood]

I'm going with Spike on this....

"I told you i was sick"

Or one better, do a Walter

Have a arrow on the stone pointing to one side with "I'm with stupid" etched into the stone

 

[CloggedDonkey]

"Here lies a great hero. Not in this grave, no, this guy was an asshole, but somewhere in this cemetery, there is a hero."

 

[Warachia]

"here I lay down you sleep, hands reaching up to grab your feet, life was slow, then went fast, all the good things flew right past,but now i'm here I have to laugh, you wasted time reading this epitaph."
by the way, I'm DEAD serious about having this on my gravestone.

 

[Tallim]

I think I would have to go with:

FATALITY

 

[thats it exclamation]

and i would have gotten awy with it too, if it werent for those kids and their meddling mutt

 

[rokkolpo]

now i lie here as you all knew me.

chill and asleep.

 

[kiwin]

"BRB", "just resting, "i beat you in the human race", 1-UP

 

[jakkuss]

"Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship"

 

[Tharwen]

"Tested a prototype anti-Balverine hat. It didn't work."

 

[Flig]

"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."

Well shit, that's been taken...

"So it goes."

Too Tralfamadorian?

"Auf Wiedersehen?"

Sorry, been reading much too much Vonnegut lately.



Hmm...

"Forgot to press X."