what would you want writen on your gravestone?

[bob-2000]

"She died rescuing her family from Godzilla on the surface of the sun."

 

[Omegawar]

AFK

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"Damn, I knew that nuclear-powered squirrel was a bad idea."

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'd probably have a list of things, and I'd want my stone updated every week, like a facebook status.
So, name at the top, followed by one of the following:
"This hell thing looked so much easier to deal with in Dante's Inferno..."
"is rushing some form of hellspawn. 'LEEERRROOOOYYYY!'"
"is wondering about the length of the respawn timer"
"If the zombie apocalypse happens, I apologise to any loved ones my reincarnated corpse assaults. If you're not a loved one, I look forward to devouring your brains. Omnomnom"

And, of course, since it's Terry Pratchett status week at the moment
"Is this my cow? It goes . That is a demon. That is not my cow"

I also want my avatar on my gravestone.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

"Yup... I'm dead."

Or "I'm coming for you!"

Or "I bet this time it'll work!"

 

[JasonKaotic]

"Honk if you're horny"

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I want something like "This guy was freaking nuts!" followed by a list of my excellent accomplishments in life.

Said accomplishments haven't happened yet, but will in the future. I have plans...

 

[jayc4life]

I completed life on the hardest difficulty setting.

 

[Count Igor]

Goddamn Spy Check.

 

[tattooedsaint87]

Please press 'Reset'.

 

[theamazingbean]

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go"

 

[MetalDooley]

"Haven't you got something better to do than read this"

 

[Wrists]

Haunting you since

 

[Tom Phoenix]

"Don't worry, you will be joining me soon."

 

[yoyo13rom]

Seriously, I have no idea.
I'll leave it to my kids to figure it out(I mean if you have kids, they have to say something nice about you, no matter how badly you've raised them-which won't be the case here-)

 

[SimuLord]

Wow, 116 posts and nobody's ninja'd me on this one:

"A tomb now suffices for the man for whom the world was not enough."

 

[Deofuta]

"BOOM, Headshot!"

 

[XAdrianX]

"he was not buried here, if you know what I mean"

or

"he took 50 down with him"

 

[vasudean]

"Now where did I put my keys?"