What would you wear if you were a mermaid?

[bobhome2]

Do I still maintain my male form?

If so: One clown shoe, budgie smugglers, nipple tassels, purple afro wig.

If not: clown shoe, giant purple strap on + merkin, budgie smugglers, nipple tassels, green afro wig (to make my eyes pop).

No, you're a MERMAID. So you're now a woman as well.

I'm not playing this game. Just pointing out the obvious. You're welcome.

 

[DyqstARD]

Also nothing, show I can show my massive co- Oh..

 

[an annoyed writer]

Probably a cute minidress and/or a bra. Not much else, really. I'm not going to get into the scientific BS that some people seem to want to, because to be honest, look, you're talking about the scientific standing of a mythological creature that can't exist. That's just silly.

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

If i were a mermaid? What would i wear?

I'd wear a motherfucking Shark. On my bottom half, and up top, yep, Octopus Tentacles.

Because either way, if you see that swimming at you, you aren't sticking around.

 

[Kecunk]

I would wear the top half of a fish costume.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

I'd wear the front end of a dolphin costume to fuck with some heads. Although the existence of mermaids would likely be sufficient.

 

[norashepard]

I'd go full sea-hipster and wear like a Parka with the sleeves ripped off and kelp-rimmed glasses or something else entirely inappropriate for the situation just to be cool. Definitely style my hair in a fauxhawk too. The girly kind too. All long and swooshy. As for the legs issue, never wear underwear and only wear miniskirts, so that when they fuse, it's just a little bit of added weight and not like and entire soaked flowy skirt dragging me down. And when they're just legs, well, I'll just keep them crossed and away from people who are short.

I appreciate this completely left field topic.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Spoiler: This thing.

It's perfect!

Oh, it is...you'd have to wear undies though.

What is that, anyway? Does it have a name?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

A poker visor. Like this one.

Because I'm a mermaid and I'll do what I want, thank you.

[small]Hey, mister, my eyes are up HERE. Under the visor. See?[/small]

 

[Norithics]

Oh, it is...you'd have to wear undies though.

What is that, anyway? Does it have a name?

It's apparently called a 'school mizugi.' It's popular in Japan as a uniform swimming suit.

 

[stormeris]

Aquaman's costume!

Why? The better question is: WHY NOT?

 

[Kae]

The same thing I wear now, maybe add a bra and that's it, no need to complicate it, besides it'd be funny to see a mermaid wearing the hipster clothes I wear

 

[verdant monkai]

Probably a waistcoat, shoulder length gloves and a Jelly fish themed hat.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

A strap on. On my forehead. I'm not looking dignified anyways. I'm a mermaid. Might as well play it up.

 

[an annoyed writer]

A strap on. On my forehead. I'm not looking dignified anyways. I'm a mermaid. Might as well play it up.

On the upside of that, you shall be known from then on as the legendary Mermaid Penicorn! Horniest of them all!

 

[scorptatious]

A biker vest.

Why?

Why the hell not?

 

[Thaluikhain]

A strap on. On my forehead. I'm not looking dignified anyways. I'm a mermaid. Might as well play it up.

On the upside of that, you shall be known from then on as the legendary Mermaid Penicorn! Horniest of them all!

And it will be hundreds of years before people finally accept that mermaids don't have horns.