What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Kunzer]

"This wouldn't have happened if we had voted for Bob Dole"

You just reminded me of this.

LOL I love that scene.

 

[Dorkamongus]

"You know? I was considering staying in here until help arrived... but I heard a really loud snuffling noise coming from the bathroom, and decided I'd take my chances elsewhere."

 

[robot slipper]

They're sinking cities with a giant worm! F*ck the zombies, I'm off to get me a brumak!

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh... "

Its the end of the world but no reason to have a sense of humour failure!


Also

"Did you find my watch?"

 

[HavoK 09]

If you are reading this is because this safe house is not safe and im dead

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Shit just got REAL."

'Repent! The end is extremely fucking nigh!'

You may have already been told this, but it's already in the game. It's in The Passing, I think Chapter 2, inside a bar of some sort.

It's in this video here, along with Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead easter eggs.

 

[Zap Happy]

"I should have gone to Madagascar!"

that or...

"Remember rule 18!"

 

[erto101]

This room is not sa(half finished f)

 

[yookiwooki]

A nice friendly hug is the only cure for the zombie infection.

 

[DevilWolf47]

"Out to Lunch."

 

[Solo-Wing]

A nice friendly hug is the only cure for the zombie infection.

Yahtzee quote here:
"Give a shambling corpse a hug and he might briefly remember being human after he had a few mouthfuls of your face."

 

[Clarice]

"Hail to the king baby!
-henritje"

"K/D=9001/0"

"has anyone seen my boomstick? its a 12guage remmington from Smart with a walnut wooden stock and cobalt blue steel"(cookie for refference)

"this is like counterstrike man!"

I'm guessing "Evil Dead, fist full of boomstick"? If not, sorry, Imma nub XD

close, its from Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness

Can I haz a third of a cookie, because I was a third correct? (Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 3 =D)

here you go! *gives cookie*

WHOO!!

 

[Logalas]

"Hey Vern, it's Ernest!"

 

[Caligulove]

Mad Libs.

 

[karatekid19]

(Right next to the saferoom entrance) This safe house isn't safe. RUN!!

or

I've found the zombies one true weakness: it's...(blood)

 

[Clarice]

how about

"Ronan says that this safe room needs more justice."

If you understood any part of that joke, I love you XD

 

[nuba km]

"I FUCKING HATE EMO'S"
"well someone forgot their coffee today"
"do not read this"
*written in blood* "I hate mondays"
"I never new it was the year of the green (shotgun if you get the joke)"
"I feel so *the marker drags from the wall along the floor out to the safe door in middle of the o*"
"Best time ever to call shotgun"
"I have a working car suckers!"
" we will all die happy :I FUCK I JUST REALISED THEIR ARE ZOMBIES!!! O.O"

 

[Pariah87]

"I killed 53,594 zombies!"

Underneath which I would write, hopefully in a different pen.

"53,594 people were fans of Justin Bieber and deserved to be killed, thumbs up if you agree!

 

[Clarice]

'What would chuck do.... get ripped appart trying to kill zombies goblin mask and car battery apparanately'
and
'pansy use bullets, real men use buckets and drills!!!'
(being playing alot of Dead Rising 2)
and finally
'Where's your Chuck Norris now, WHERES IS HE!?!?!?!'

You know in L4D2, "Swamp Fever" Finale? He's BOTH of those tanks XD