What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Dr.Panties]

1."The cake is a brain."

2."Is it still necrophilia? I mean, they're UNdead, right...?"

 

[emion]

this sh*t looked way easier in zombieland... (followed to all the 32 rules... written in blood OoO)

 

[Corpse XxX]

"Tits or GTFO"

Yeah.. Something like that..

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"The safe word is BANANA!"

 

[Buccura]

"Gary was here! Ash is a loser!"

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

They mostly come at night... mostly...

 

[Zeema]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

End Thread

 

[Rayken15]

Ah yes "Zombies", the undead that walk around earth during the early 21st century. We have dismissed that claaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

 

[emion]

a score system of killing zombies. why not have a little fun while fighting for your life

150 three kills of more with a single grande
100 headshot
75 no firearm kill
50 dismemberment

and more stuff like that :3

 

[StormShaun]

I cant believe I lost my crowbar....
signed - Gordon Freeman

or

Do zombies get scared of a sign that says bang that comes out of a gun

 

[PixelKing]

Come to the mall and raid the gun shop and barracade up the HMV. Bring your own supplies.

This is would i would actually do. The HMV has one entrance, its huge, theres a nice food shop next door and a mcdonalds up the road and a burger king down the road.

 

[Squilookle]

"About these Zombies. Sorry. My bad."

 

[Totenkopf]

"Do you know how many zombies are waiting for you outside?
Over 9000"

"Hey, you made it to this point!
Don't worry, be happy,
you'll die later!"

"Collect enough points to buy these weapons off the walls"

"2018, they are coming back!"

"This wouldn't be happening when Oberst Herzog was still around"

 

[Merkavar]

i would write

I SMEARED FEACES ON THE DOOR TO THIS SAFE ROOM.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

"****'s Fucked" or "Jupiter's Cock!" Whichever I was more in the mood for...

 

[TrashCombine]

"Just saw Gabe Newell... Hes a zombie now... Goddamnit!"

 

[Voodoomancer]

"If you're reading this you're alive. congratz!"

 

[adman]

keep calm and carry on.

 

[Shemming]

Just put BRB, no one open the cupboard theres a zombie locked in.

And leave the cupboard ajar...

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"If you don't look behind you, it will not harm you, just let it do it's business..."