What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Bloodstain]

I'd probably cry for help and write messages to loved ones. As you would probably all do.
But if you want a witty answer...
"THE GAME"

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

That's awesome!

 

[Josdeb]

Looking for a good, zombie-killing time?
Call Josdeb on 555-XXX-XXXX
He's into all wild kinds of things.
He's got your boomer bile, the magnum, and for when things get really rough, he's ready to give you an adrenalin shot
So whata re you waiting for? Call now you naughty survivor, you

 

[Popadoo]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

 

[The Red Spy]

Hakuna Matata, *****.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

I'd write "http://xkcd.com/295/".

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

Haha, why the fuck do people leave these lying around on Demon's Souls, and why do they get recommendations?

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"This space is blank.

Oh wait now it isn't."

"You know, I should really get around to fixing that open part of the roof. Some of the infected might get through."

"I can't think up anything witty, so just pretend that I did."

"There are zombies outside. What, you expected something more helpful?"

 

[OddOzZy666]

Mine would be 'I killed them all and ate them..we ran out of bacon. I HAD TO DO SOMETHING!'

 

[The Harkinator]

I have ammo, lots of ammo. If you want it bring 50 Cadburys Creme Eggs and 100 bars of dark chocolate to my house, follow the map on the wall to find me.
REMEMBER, YOU ARE IN A GAME. YOU WILL NEED TO DO A FETCH QUEST AT SOME POINT. IT MIGHT AS WELL BE NOW. GET IT OVER WITH.

P.S. CAN YOU ALSO BRing some more pens because I have nearl-

 

[ABLb0y]

"Hello Amanda. I want to play a game..."

 

[Popadoo]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'

Haha, why the fuck do people leave these lying around on Demon's Souls, and why do they get recommendations?

I think if they get high recommendations the player gets a health boost for a short period of time or something.

 

[Jackhorse]

Hmmm... I'd probably go with "I'm still in here" just to scare the readers because lord knows they won't be jumpy enough in a zombie apocalypse

 

[loc978]

I don't have any paint.
In hindsight, this was a waste of bullets.

-written using bulletholes, of course.

 

[[.redacted]]

"Turn around."

 

[teh_Canape]

"Ran out of toilet paper".
And it would have to be written in brown paint.
Oh, that would be so cruel, yet slightly funny...
Really, I don't have much of an idea of what to write on safe room walls >.>

there is already a conversation about this in the toilet room in the the pub after the pool club in The Passing

 

[MarlaminLTarmiko]

"Just let them kill you, it's easier."

Rather morbid I know, but I honestly don't understand the drive to live in such a situation.

 

[Grigori361]

Error 404 - Message not found.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd create a long and elaborate treasure hunt, leading to a small packet of biscuits.

 

[Mr Companion]

Hey come in, don't stand there!

Remove the limbs!

Im Chris Hansen from dateline nbc, why don't you take a seat over there?

Good luck with sleeping tonight!
To- the female member of your party.

Those faral ghouls basically ARE mindless zombies, so shoot as many as you damn well please.

 

[Tator Salad]

... removing the head or destroying the brain ...

EDIT: also ... "one time me and my buddy Ellis ..."