What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[bulldogftw]

"I want Half Life 2 Episode 3"
"I want Half Life 2 Episode 3"
"I want Half Life 2 Episode 3"
"I want Half Life 2 Episode 3"
"I want Half Life 2 Episode 3"
or
"believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive"

 

[crunchieman]

"Your ad here"

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

actually i got a different better one.

i would leave a phone by the message and have the message saying "call 493-993-5776 to get immediate resupply or evac. pick up on your site"

in which they would be jumping for joy, but of course that number would actually call a phone with a super loud and annoying non stop ringtone within the same safe house (it will be decently hidden too) they are in so it attracts the hell out of any zombie/infected in the area.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Stupid zombies, brains are for people.

 

[Dwarfman]

I would quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

'BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!"

 

[Captain Pirate]

On the door: "Come in here!"

Inside: "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit, there's only one entrance out you just got it surrounded by Zombies.

Under a table: "Just kidding, look behind the fridge. Secret tunnel."

Past secret tunnel: "Welcome to Safehouse B!" Below it, written differently: "Lol took everything sry."

In fridge: "Told you, I took everything already. Except this pizza. I'm lactose intolerant"

In the oven: "You do know that pizza's like, 4 months out of date, right?"

On cooking timer: "Dude, seriously, that thing'll give you food poisoning. Want my advice? Head out onto the balcony, climb to the roof, and head West until you reach a green caravan. Go 100 metres south of that, and go into the house.

At the new house: "Come in here!"

Next to the "Aah, ha ha! Dipshit!" sign: "LOL here again!"

At the secret tunnel behind the oven, it is now boarded up heavily with a sign on it, with a Trollface: "You're fucked now. Problem?"

 

[Dragonforce525]

Keeping with that whole L4D/Dead Rising message war:

"Some guy told me to watch his daughter while he was away, then he put on a dress and started hitting zombies with a teddy bear..."

There would also be a bloodstained children's backpack similar to Chuck's daughter's backpack under the message.

 

[Gluzzbung]

"The cake is a lie" slightly obvious but, whatever

 

[zehydra]

"Lolwut"

 

[Negatempest]

To quote Roosterteeth comic. Would have "Did it here." written everywhere in the safe house. If only I could see their faces.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!"

"It's night time, and I'm knee-deep in zombie corpses. Hit it!"

"Chainsaws on Motorcycles!"

"One of my buddies got bitten and I left him in the bathroom while I went to get help. Can you check on him?"

"Just because their heads are off doesn't mean they are dead!"

"Meh, This is a playground compared to the great zombie invasion of '73"

"Don't bother dragging your lovers corpes around, she was just dead weight anyway"

I've got dozens more, but to save this post becoming too long I'll just leave it at this.

 

[Rainboq]

This was a triumph...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"What's that behind you, Ben?"

 

[shwnbob]

"Head to Ravenholm. Nothing bad ever happens at Ravenholm!"

 

[ChicagoTed]

"My wife laughed at me when I said I was buying food for the zombie apocolypse, she's not laughing now because a zombie bit her tongue off. Needles to say she moans a lot more in bed these days "

 

[x EvilErmine x]

'Haven't you got more important things to do than stand here reading this? No?...Carry on then.'

 

[HT_Black]

PROTIP: Do not attempt coitus with the crying ones. This will only lead to bad things.

They don't like the taste of nerd--use this well, and pass it on. (I'd leave a third edition Space Marine codex underneath.)

SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST! (Just to screw with everybody reading.)

 

[Warchiefwill]

What a nice safe room you hav--sssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Ren3004]

"Read this out loud: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS."

Then just watch the survivors kill each other. Haha... Hahahah... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[Chuck Svenson]

I would think something along the lines of..

"Don't hurt the zonmbies, they just want to give you Hugz"