What would you write on the saferoom wall in L4D?

[gigastrike]

"I left you guys a working car! Just break the window and hop in!"

"DON'T DO IT!!!"

"It's ok, do it."

"You're a dick!"

"No I'm not!"

"Did you come back to this safe house just so that you could leave new messages?"

"...No."

 

[brokenfingers666]

1."necrophylia is only allowed once the random girl/s in your group have perished. screw them instead"

2."i think im safe here, i mean the doors locked right...? *followed by blood splatter on the walls"

3.*above the guns* "caution, may include bullets. do not check to see if it is empty by staring down the barrel"

4."god did this *edit* no wait, wheres black mesa again?"

5."cant the rescue last longer than a few hours? because it never seems to work!"

6."valve are not responsible for any damage to your character, have a nice day!"

7."welcome to the safe house, the pill pots are actually extacy"

8."welcome to the safe house, get your shit and leave"

and finally
9.*pool of vomit next to the writing* "why oh why did i have to shoot that fething boomer"

 

[Iampringles]

If we are safe in the safe room, why are we leaving it?

 

[jimduckie]

sry it's tea time , back in 10 minutes ,and if ya gotta problem with that talk to the union or paybacks a ***** or i am the NRA ! or mmm brains taste like chicken

 

[jonnopon3000]

"Would you kindly walk outside and wait for the zombie horde to find this safehouse?"

Cookie for anyone who guesses what game the "would you kindly" phrase is from.

 

[leeloodallasmultipass]

"Would you kindly walk outside and wait for the zombie horde to find this safehouse?"

Cookie for anyone who guesses what game the "would you kindly" phrase is from.

Bioshock!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Stop reading this and kill some fucking zombies!

 

[Jordan_17]

Lewis I hope to god that's YOU crying

 

[bushwhacker2k]

"ThunderCats - HOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."
"Zombie apocalypse is the opiate of the masses."

ThunderCats

Princess Bride

Don't know the third one :O

"Have you ever wondered who set up these rooms?"

The zombies, so they could manage your progress and plan traps

"You got some red on you."

Shaun of the Dead rules

 

[Layzor]

"Get to the choppa"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

 

[The Great JT]

I'm not dead yet! I think I'm getting better! I feel happy! I feel.............................................

The dots were supposed to be a line trailing off from the end of the L.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I'm always watching you
Sincerely,
The Director

 

[The Jono]

If you're reading this, you've made it a damn sight further than my leg.

 

[electric_warrior]

you see that healthpack you just used? just to be a dick i soaked it in boomer bile; enjoy...

 

[Sr.Kanowti]

I married the witch

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Hello, that is all

 

[Tron Jock]

Probably either

"Psst, there's a... thing"
(Unskippable refrence ftw)

or

"Guess what! Are you listening? Are you sure? Positive? Ok then, The Ice-Cream man is RIGHT BEHIND YOU with a Chain-Saw and a Shotgun!"

maybe even

"If I started killing people... there'd be none of ya left"

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"The Source forums is a haven for pedophilia and no one should go there."

 

[TheHorizon]

"WE'RE THE REAL MONSTERS"