What would your dream weapon be?

[SantoUno]

A magical sword that could transform into any elemental power and harness its power. For example it could transform into a very long unbreakable blade of ice or even fire shockwaves of fire, lightning, wind, water, etc. when I swing it.

Awwww if only I could wield this in a game .

 

[MiracleOfSound]

A time-stopping device.

Dirty tactics.

Best answer ever. Plus there are other things to do with a time-stopping device when you were done....

Is it really sick that I interpreted that as something rather... unwholesome?

 

[Scumpernickle]

A lazer rifle that shoots 800 rounds per minute, never overheats, never needs reloading or runs out of batteries, and weighs about 10 pounds.

Or a titanium crowbar with my name etched in the handle.

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Element gloves each glove has the ability to use an element to kill a person

ICE - freezes to death
FIRE - Burns
Thunder - Shock
Rock and Metal - Crushes and or Breaks a person

 

[internetzealot1]

Shoulder-mounted shotgun.

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

A machine designed to find Micheal Atkinson's genetic code which will accordingly carpet bomb his current location.

 

[jultub]

I haven't really thought out the mechanics behind it, but fire that shoots fire.

 

[Nyan Cat]

C'thulu. With a spartan lazer for each tentacle. I will be unstoppable!

 

[ultrachicken]

A gun that shoots parasites into my enemies that make them zombies.
Yeah...

 

[Xeros]

The Dragon Spear.

 

[JWW]

A rapid-firing, long-range shotgun.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Sawed off shotgun without ironsights. No stock, and slugs, not buckshot.

 

[HonkingAntalope]

a gun that melts enemies while playing jigglypuff music

 

[ottenni]

A razor sharp feather. On fire. That or a catapult that shoots catapults.

Or see this page.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

 

[Romblen]

A gun that fires boots through the internet. That way I can kick people in the face with out ever leaving the computer. Now I need to figure out why I want to kick people in the face.

 

[wolfy098]

A ki based weapon which allows me to form ki blades and guns that fire (guess) along my arms

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

A portable television that can only play Batman and Robin
its designed to make you suffer..... alot