What would your Escapist Title be?

[ae86gamer]

The Almighty High Fiver.

 

[Yokai]

Hmm, we could have fun with this. I'd have to go with Magnificent Bastard.

 

[timmytom1]

Metalmaniac

 

[Fenring]

Guild Navigator. Even from the same universe as my name. That or either of these: Governor of Arrakis or Siridar-Absentia of Caladan

 

[Zemalac]

"Omega-Level Threat"

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

four dog >.<

 

[SimuLord]

Just a thought, but there REALLY ought to be a way to get custom titles if you've been on the forum long enough/done something noteworthy/the staff just feel your idea is cool. I mentioned my idea (No Multiplayer Mode) earlier, a concept I'm so dedicated to that I'm considering a proposal for upcoming Escapist issue #214 (My Player One And Only) about my dedication to the singleplayer gamer's art.

I look forward to reading it! I, too, am almost exclusively a single-player guy.

It would be cool to have certain conditions where you can choose a custom title, or at least more opportunities to win the right to one.

If the Escapist editors don't buy the concept for the issue I might just write it up and post it here for people to enjoy.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I don't matter to Jesus.

Big Lebowski quotes FTW.

 

[mikecoulter]

kthxbai

 

[Antiparticle]

Lurker Extraordinaire
Although I guess I still post a bit too often for that.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Savior of the Whales

 

[ygetoff]

F.N.G.
'nuff said.

 

[Trivun]

Dreadfully Emo :3

You are officially my new best friend

As for me, it'd be something to recognise my unofficial position as resident critic on the Short Story Thread. Maybe 'Never Satisfied'

(j/k)

 

[Ghostkai]

Branston Pickle

 

[DrDeath3191]

"A necessary evil"

 

[Segadroid]

Mine would be 'Post Flow-er' or 'Talk-O-Matic'. Kinda suits me

 

[MattRooney06]

British Ninja