What would your Escapist Title be?

[ThaBenMan]

I have a few -

Something game-related would be best, I guess, this being the Escapist and all -
"Super Mutant Master" (from Fallout)
"Jedi Guardian" (the class from KOTOR)

Or something cool from a book, probably A Song of Ice and Fire -
"Azor Ahai" or "The Mountain that Rides" or "The Titan's Bastard" (so many great epithets in those books...)

Or something from a Clutch song -
"Blast Tyrant" or "Hoodoo Operator"

I don't have to pick one though, cuz I know I'll never have a custom title -_- *sniff*

 

[LowFatLoki]

"Probably Camping"
Why? Because I'm always, and really do mean always, the last one left on my team in CSS gungame.

Edit: And if that's taken, I'll go with "I'm on a boat"

 

[Simriel]

No Hookers for Max. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh come on.
What are you even going to do with them? It's not like you have a backyard big enough for all of the bodies!

Well, most people like you.
Like the opposite of me, some people like me, most people hate me. Like Marmite...

Most of the people who like me only like me because I'm funny.
Without that, I'm just a smarter-than-average jackass who delights in the suffering of others.

Best friend material? You bet!

I don't KILL the hookers Max. That isn't the real use.

 

[jdog345]

El Jefe.

If you wand to sound badass, but you title in Spanish.

 

[Andalusa]

Well, most people like you.
Like the opposite of me, some people like me, most people hate me. Like Marmite...

Most of the people who like me only like me because I'm funny.
Without that, I'm just a smarter-than-average jackass who delights in the suffering of others.

Best friend material? You bet!

Being funny is a likable quality.
I mean to be honest I don;t know why people like me... apart from the fact I'm the person they can fall back on, take the blame for and sort out their problems.
...
Yeh, I'm a doormat.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Let's see? If I could have any custom title, what would it be? Probably "Vault Legend" or something like that.

In all seriousness, if I could choose whatever I wanted, it would probably be "Red Penman". Not related to Red Guard, and having a lot to do with being very English-oriented.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Let's see? If I could have any custom title, what would it be? Probably "Vault Legend" or something like that.

In all seriousness, if I could choose whatever I wanted, it would probably be "Red Penman". Not related to Red Guard, and having a lot to do with being very English-oriented.

Smug somethin somethin, you and your fancy "unique title" think you're so great...

 

[TaborMallory]

Smart but Lazy

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Irritable Limey leaps to mind.

I suppose Doesn't Deserve a Title would suit my irony fetish.

Or just a blank space. That'd be kick-arse.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I've reconsidered, if I could have a custom title it would be

"..."

Since it seems to be my "go to move" here on The Escapist.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

The Zeplin

 

[new_age_reject]

Contributor of Nothing.
Oh yeah

 

[secretary with crossbow]

Maker of unimportant decisions.

 

[Snugglebunny]

I would want something catchy, and cliche, like 'itteh bitteh kitteh gamin' comitteh"

 

[CptJackRabbit]

For somebody with a low post count, "Troll" For like if you have a joined date of "X" time a while back, but low post count.

But for e personally, considering all the posts I have made, the majority are dealing with old school stuff from back in the day, and my gaming days date back to pre caleco and MSX...I would so want the title "Old Schooler"

Yeah Old Schooler... definetly... If anyone can identify what I put up to end this, then you get it too:

a
a.
a\

.... (xxx)xxx-xxxx ->
....[log BBS] (whatever BBS you were logging into)


"The Old Schooler"

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Let's see? If I could have any custom title, what would it be? Probably "Vault Legend" or something like that.

In all seriousness, if I could choose whatever I wanted, it would probably be "Red Penman". Not related to Red Guard, and having a lot to do with being very English-oriented.

I have been wondering how you got your title, anyway.
Or is it a Vault Secret?

That would be due to a Vault [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.75488] Contest [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.81305].

 

[Lou]

Loveable Bastard.

It's true.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

hmmm... i reckon "RPG Master"