What would your Escapist Title be?

[neuromasser]

Jack of all trades, master of none

 

[SimuLord]

No Multiplayer Mode

 

[CptJackRabbit]

I suppose high post counts could be "Quest Giver"

 

[Andalusa]

Being funny is a likable quality.
I mean to be honest I don;t know why people like me... apart from the fact I'm the person they can fall back on, take the blame for and sort out their problems.
...
Yeh, I'm a doormat.

So they say.

Anyway, well...
...Stop being one.
Bad!
Anyway, you're a pretty nice person.
That is also a likable quality, or so they tell me.
I wouldn't know.
I wonder who "they" is...

Habit of a lifetime.
Like heroin, you know it's bad for you but you just can't stop.
Plus I feel like I'm doing some good.

"They" are a mystery.

 

[jboking]

I would prefer "Devils Advocate" or "The Logical Statement"

 

[Banana Phone]

Bananular

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

The Banhammered

 

[Andalusa]

Yeah, but heroin will at least kill you.
Being a doormat will just ensure you end up fetching someones' coffee forever.
Or dating a friend you don't love because you can't stand to hurt them.
Spine up, missy.

Also, when I meet "they," I will punch "they" in "they"s faces.
...My inner grammar nazi is roaring.

I enjoy helping people, if someone wants a tea then I'll get them one and make one for me too.
I don't know. I just like other people being happy.

And please please stop that.

 

[Lithiel]

I would be called... The Weird One

And it'd be true in every way

 

[Jamanticus]

'Minister of Fractals' for me... If I were ever to get my own title, that is. Not likely. In fact, rather unlikely.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Mine would be "Very Interesting..."

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

"Voted best!"

 

[Andalusa]

British tea! Pah!
Your tea was so bad we threw it in the harbor!

So nyeh.
Exclamation points!

I, on the other hand, thrive on misery.
...Stop what?

I don't drink British tea. I drink Yorkshire Tea (TM).
There's a difference!

The whole "they" thing, it was freaking me out.
Grammar Nazis were ready to strike en mass.

 

[One Seven One]

The darkness
Just becuase I mention that game more than any other game and becuase of the avatar.
or
The ice man / The ice man cometh
becuase I relly liked that phrase from bioshock and I really like the cold

 

[hopeneverdies]

"That"

 

[Andalusa]

I don't drink British tea. I drink Yorkshire Tea (TM).
There's a difference!

The whole "they" thing, it was freaking me out.
Grammar Nazis were ready to strike en mass.

..What's Yorkshire?
Some kind of terrier?
Or...terroror?
Are you admitting to drinking terrorist tea?

Oh.
Well, at least we'd have died in an explosion of awesome.
And red ink.

The awesome place I live.
Who am I kidding. It's not awesome, it's full of chavs.
But it... um. Makes good tea?


And it's not ink.

 

[Musical-Wheelchair]

-The Cripple-
Shout it from the roofs, I'm that guy in the wheelchair.