what would your last words be before you die?

[Lucifron]

Holy-ceasing-of-bodily-functions Batman!

 

[bew11]

The meaning to life is... *dies*

 

[BaMzOoKi]

Pull my finger....

 

[MasamuneSSX]

"I want this Morinth, I really do."

 

[oppp7]

"Hey guys, wanna see how many firecrackers I can fit in my mouth?"

 

[coldshadow]

"oops"

 

[Mikkaddo]

I need scissors 61 . . .

or perhaps the classic

4
itchy
tasty

 

[Gabanuka]

Veni,vidi,vici

Fuck the po-lice!

METAL!!!!!!

See you soon *pull them closer* real soon

 

[Ricotez]

"What jerk is pinpointing his laser at my eye?"

 

[Niracas]

"And thats where I hid the antidote.."*die*

 

[delta46]

"I beat you in the human race"

If anyone finds this reference cookies for him

 

[da455]

"sssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakke" lol epic metal gear reference. cookies for people who get it

 

[RN7]

"Everyone...come here, please. I *cough* I need to tell you...I left 100,000 dollars under the *dies*."
Anyone who tries that would probably die of a pierced heart or a crushed lung because those motherfuckers would be trying to rescuitate the shit out of you.

 

[Quaxar]

"I... request... a satanic funeral!", then people in the back start booing on my dead body.
Cake-y for reference and happy freedom day to ya all!