What would your murderer nickname be?

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Jark212

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I'd be "Ritz" for I'd stuff my victim's mouth with the crackers...

I'd kill with a blowgun equipped with Batrachotoxin filled darts...

I'll need to find some Poison Dart Frogs...
 

chinangel

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Ms.Riddle, and my weapon of choice would be a lethal injection syringe.

Or dropping grand piano's on people. Either one is dramatic.
 

Sephychu

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Scary McMurder.

The news reporters would have a hell of a job on their hands trying to say that with a straight face.

Oh, and Bricks. Quite a few bricks.
 

deathbydeath

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my name would be the gingerbread man (cause im a ginger)
my weapon would be a welding torch encased in a glove that i wear
 

TimeLord

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The Doctor
The Man Who Makes People Better.
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By killing them
 

Mr Montmorency

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I'd be "the Castrator"

All of my victims would be idiots, and they would have a knife pinning up a warning as an example to everyone else... on their balls. In in the lack thereof, I'd just prop it in the vagina with a chopstick and stick the knife in their chest instead.
 

Ham_authority95

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Eggsnham said:
I'd be the breakfast murderer. I'd kill people early in the morning using breakfast items to asphyxiate them.
That should be " Cereal killer" to make it more pun-tastic.
 

MrNickster

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Madman-just cut up the boides into tonnes of little pieces and strike randomly

or

The Dirty Deeds Killer-Kill 6 in accordance with lyrics from the song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, so cyanide, TNT, electrocution, columbian neckties, concrete shoes and a contract killer.
 

Eggsnham

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Ham_authority95 said:
Eggsnham said:
I'd be the breakfast murderer. I'd kill people early in the morning using breakfast items to asphyxiate them.
That should be " Cereal killer" to make it more pun-tastic.
Brilliant! I'm surprised that one didn't hit me at the time...