What would your power be??

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Baby Eater

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the power to bend reality. who wouldn't want to turn a old lady into old lady shaped cake?
 

Merteg

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The power of "Having Power Over EVERYTHING!!!!!"

I really want this power.
 

paragon1

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Aardvark said:
Mod-power.

The power to moderate the hell out of threads I've seen fifty billion times before. In the face. My comic would have those classic Batman impact clouds, with words like "Banhammered!", "Baleted!", "Censorfied!" and "Locked!". Except the threads would be represented by goons, mooks, thugs or other classic comicbook minions. But with topics written on their shirts.
I would join you. I would invent gadgets that cause repeat threads to explode into millions of tiny bit-sized chunks, and then catch on fire.
 

TrailerDrake

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Well for powers, you need to be really specific. My power would be to fly at great altitudes at any speed I desire with no damage to my body or clothes in flight. Also I want to be able to withstand the pressure and temperature of the upper atmosphere and be able to decelerate fast enough so that I may land on the ground safely.
 

s-l-u-g

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Turning my left fist into chuck norris' head, and my right fist into Steven Segal's.

That or the ability to make people shout out their secrets.
 

chickenlord

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The Power to be unfathomably powerful in every shape and form, money, strength, stamina, respected, feared, loved, hated(but feared), intellect, skill, memory...yup that sounds pretty good to me =P
 

Kenjitsuka

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Thinking of Cartman in "Fun times with Weapons", I'd go for the Power to have all Powers that I want... Twas my favourite as a kid too :p
 

firedfns13

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IdealistCommi said:
The ability to get a girl.........

I am very lonely.
The ability to be invisible so i can beat up the twat that made the ***** of a girl i like ditch me at the football game.

The ability to get all girls that I want, at all times, ever.
Especially the ones I want to date.