What wouldn't you do to your avatar?

[Canid117]

Give him a Pizza. He's "fluffy" enough already.

 

[Hader]

Look at her funny.

 

[spartan1077]

I wouldn't give him up, or make him cry. I wouldn't say goodbye, and hurt him. I wouldn't Tell a lie, or desert him.

 

[dex-dex]

give him a hot gay guy. (It;s Kanji Tatsumi)
then I would be neglected.

 

[Astoria]

I wouldn't start or attempt to start a normal conversation.

 

[Kae]

I really don't want to have anything to do with him, I mean he's awesome but I really don't care enough about him to ever bother meet him if he existed.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I wouldn't not drink my avatar.

 

[Magnatek]

Uh, I wouldn't meet up with him...ever, unless he's on my side. If not, I'd be roasted alive. If he IS, though, I don't think standard communication would work out that well, and then I'd be roasted alive. Uh...I don't foresee a win here on my part...

 

[wfpdk]

i wouldn't hug him... obvious reasons.

 

[Irridium]

Oh shit, is this a start of another endless amount of threads that have the same basic theme? Please let me be wrong.

OT I guess: Piss in his ear and tell him its raining.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

*Insert Borg pun here*

 

[Dr. Paine]

Throw it into a- -looks- Waaait, that's the red one. I wouldn't not throw it into a fire.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I wouldn't burn it, eat it, initiate intercourse with it, smoke it, snort it, mainline it, listen to it too loud, kick it, stomp on it, go on a date with it, call it bad, call it "screaming" and "gross", throw it away, beat it up, throw it like a frisbee, wear it as a hat, wear it as a shirt, use it serve food, use it to cook food, use it to kill someone, use it as a razor, useit as a can opener, leave it in extreme weather conditions, beat someone over the head with it. And maybe a few more

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Keep him waiting. It's not unreasonable for an Eternal Dragon to expect you to have your wish(s) ready to go when you summon him, after all those Dragon Balls aren't exactly easy to find and gather so if you went to all that trouble presumably you had something in mind that you wanted.

 

[FollowUp]

Hug him.

 

[Blue Musician]

Change it of color, I like it blue!

Other than that, I guess everything everyone has said...

 

[Drummodino]

Piss him off... pretty self explanatory

 

[Dfskelleton]

I wouldn't tell him Pinky is a girly name.
Actually, I wouldn't do anything to him without powerful firearms besides sneak away quietly and hope he hasn't seen me.