What you love most about your body

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CroutonsOfDeath

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Hmm, well, I'm glad that for the most part I'm naturally hairless and other than facial hair and head hair I don't want to have any body hair because I don't like it (Plus my wife doesn't) so I rarely have to shave that much. On the topic of hair, I'm also proud of my long ass hair. I'm a bit notorious for being effeminate and I know I'm only going to reaffirm that stereotype by saying this, but I love styling my hair and I also love the fact that I don't need to buy a costume to go as "Cousin It" at Rocky Horror Picture show. I was sad though when I forgot to properly take care of it and let it curl, it looked terrible, it looked like some mutant super mullet and brushing it hurt like a mother so I had to go bald for awhile, and I realized that my head is shaped like a coconut so that was embarrassing.

Otherwise I hate my body, I'm underweight, I'm tall, and my bones could be broken by the worlds weakest ant.