Whats a good drink recipe?
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To get smashed:
2 parts sweet, sweet rum
1 part gin
1 part absinthe (and then I mean 76% proof or more)
shake with ice until cold.
Serve with lemon juice and keep out of the sun
Edit: If you think it's missing something, add 2 parts of whisky. Then you won't remember anything.
2 parts sweet, sweet rum
1 part gin
1 part absinthe (and then I mean 76% proof or more)
shake with ice until cold.
Serve with lemon juice and keep out of the sun
Edit: If you think it's missing something, add 2 parts of whisky. Then you won't remember anything.
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster:
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully.
It's like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a solid gold brick. But if brain damage is not your cup of tea, you can always go with a classic like the vodka martini.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully.
It's like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a solid gold brick. But if brain damage is not your cup of tea, you can always go with a classic like the vodka martini.
That stuff is so gross!elementsoul said:
Tia Maria and Lucozade is quite nice, kinda tastes like an ice-pop.
Other than that, Strawberry Daiquiri:
- 2 oz light rum
- 1 oz lime juice
- 1/2 oz triple sec
- 1/2 tsp superfine sugar
- 1 cup ice
- 5 strawberries
Garnish: strawberry
Yum.
where's the fancy drinks there fellas? how about something fun like a boilermaker (beer with a shot of whiskey dropped in) or something girly like a polar bear (equal parts creme de menthe, creme de cacao and vodka in a shot glass, if they mix it over ice they're doing it right) or a personal favourite shooter of mine banana Jacks(creme de banane and JD) seriously sour mash and banana go so well together.
it's funny that someone mentions the pan galactic gargle blaster, there's a bar in town called zaphod's and that's a signature for them. makes sense given the name of the bar
it's funny that someone mentions the pan galactic gargle blaster, there's a bar in town called zaphod's and that's a signature for them. makes sense given the name of the bar
I was actually looking into Amarula mixed drinks this morning and found this one which i've been laughing at for a while now.sseh2661 said:
JUNGLE JIZZ
2 oz. Amarula Cream
2 oz. Liqueur, coconut
6 oz. Milk
1 whole Banana
4 cubes Ice
1 scoop Ice Cream, vanilla
2 tsp. Sugar
another is:
Demented Caucasian
1 part Amarula Cream
1/2 part Liqueur, coffee
1/2 part Schnapps, butterscotch
1 part Vodka
1 part Cream
and finally:
Dog Bowl
1/3 oz. Amarula Cream
1/3 oz. Frangelico
1/3 oz. Liqueur, banana
Seriously who comes up with these names?
"Man I can't wait to get home and have my man give me some Jungle Jizz"
"Hey Tom can you give me some Jungle Jizz?"
"Aww man i'm all sticky and got a bunch of Jungle Jizz on my pants"
Seriously wtf?
Whiskey and ginger beer is delicious
also vodka, cream and tia maria (or any coffee liqueur) is nice, I think the proper name for it is a white russian
also vodka, cream and tia maria (or any coffee liqueur) is nice, I think the proper name for it is a white russian
- Blend a couple of green apples
- Douse with vodka
- Add some sugar
- Leave in the freezer
- Take out of freezer
- Enjoy
- Douse with vodka
- Add some sugar
- Leave in the freezer
- Take out of freezer
- Enjoy
It's called the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully.
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster is the alcohol equivelent of a tactical nuke. Drinking one feels like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a golden brick. If that doesn't appeal...
Martini:
Fill a shaker with a pony of vermouth and ice and slosh around, coating the ice in vermouth. Add the strainer and drain, the vermouth coating the ice is all you'll use. Next add a pony and a jigger of gin and stir, don't shake. People say shake, people can FUCK OFF. Shaking breaks the ice, waters down the drink. It also overchills the gin, kills the aromatics. STIR. Add an olive to a chilled martini glass and pour the mix over the olive, mixing the brine.
Drink... but very carefully.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully.
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster is the alcohol equivelent of a tactical nuke. Drinking one feels like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a golden brick. If that doesn't appeal...
Martini:
Fill a shaker with a pony of vermouth and ice and slosh around, coating the ice in vermouth. Add the strainer and drain, the vermouth coating the ice is all you'll use. Next add a pony and a jigger of gin and stir, don't shake. People say shake, people can FUCK OFF. Shaking breaks the ice, waters down the drink. It also overchills the gin, kills the aromatics. STIR. Add an olive to a chilled martini glass and pour the mix over the olive, mixing the brine.
Drink... but very carefully.
Instructions:
Take one beer.
Congratulations, you now have a beer.
Enjoy.
Edit: couldn't help myself.
Double edit:
Take one beer.
Congratulations, you now have a beer.
Enjoy.
Edit: couldn't help myself.
Double edit:
That'll destroy your camelbak ya know and make everything you drink outta it taste perpetually horrible.Spydercake said:Lets see, straight out of the book I am reading *Thanks, Tucker Max
Tucker's Death Mix
750 ml Everclear® alcohol
32 oz Gatorade® energy drink
2 cans Red Bull® energy drink
Pour it into a camelback, and go.
Have fun *Snickers*
