No, I'm absolutely not gonna say what you thought I was going to say. You're quite welcome to if you're overly fond of the banhammer, but I am definitely not going to say it. Apologies for the time you've wasted reading this and any disappointment I've caused you and your immediate family members and close friends. Seriously though, this thread is supposed to be about riddles, and the next post might have a riddle in. So go on, scroll down. Go. Please. I have nothing more important to say. So go. Seriously, just scroll the fuck down.
