What's in the box?

[RanD00M]

A note saying."By opening this box you have started a nuclear war.Good Going Einstein!"
That would fuck with peoples heads.

 

[Da Joz]

A button that says "Do not push".

 

[Jonesy911]

It's....MY DICK IN A BOX!

 

[archvile93]

When sober it was this.

Spoiler: Cute, huh

But after pub, it's this.

Spoiler: Not so cute

Scary, huh?

That's the effect of alcohol.

Is that ctuthlu or however you spell it. Anyway, for me it would be happiness, and by that I mean billions of dollars of course.

 

[Sassafrass]

When sober it was this.

Spoiler: Cute, huh

But after pub, it's this.

Spoiler: Not so cute

Scary, huh?

That's the effect of alcohol.

Is that ctuthlu or however you spell it. Anyway, for me it would be happiness, and by that I mean billions of dollars of course.

Yeah it is. Never played said game he's been in. Just liked the look of him/her/it.

 

[AvsJoe]

The box contains a green foot locker and a note signed by 'Your number one idea girl'. The locker includes 20 miniature riflemen, 10 miniature helicopters, mini jeeps, mini medics, mini ground-to-air missiles, mini bazooka men, and even a scaled down thermonuclear bomb.

Yeah, I've been reading a lot of Stephen King lately.

 

[The_Echo]

Another box. Inside that? Another box.

You can see where I'm going with this.

Yeah it is. Never played said game he's been in. Just liked the look of him/her/it.

Which game would that be? Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth? Or something else? Also, it's a him.

 

[Zildjin81]

Free kittens?

 

[molester jester]

A midget wearing a penguin suit - who gives me a box of cuban cigars and a cold beer, Then smiles, bows and leaves

 

[Pimppeter2]

A sandwich.

In my defense I didn't know it was that hungry construction worker lunch box

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

A Taco Bell order that they actually got right.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah it is. Never played said game he's been in. Just liked the look of him/her/it.

Which game would that be? Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth? Or something else? Also, it's a him.

Any of them, actually.
Yay for being PS2 owner for 8 years.
And missing out on great games...

 

[lwm3398]

I get startled by a golden metal arm coming out of the box and groping around, and I can hear someone complaining how there's no booze in the box...

Yeah, that's a Futurama reference.

 

[lwm3398]

The box contains a green foot locker and a note signed by 'Your number one idea girl'. The locker includes 20 miniature riflemen, 10 miniature helicopters, mini jeeps, mini medics, mini ground-to-air missiles, mini bazooka men, and even a scaled down thermonuclear bomb.

Yeah, I've been reading a lot of Stephen King lately.

What is this from? This doesn't make any sense, what's up with the "Idea girl" thing?

 

[Sonicron]

I get startled by a golden metal arm coming out of the box and groping around, and I can hear someone complaining how there's no booze in the box...

Yeah, that's a Futurama reference.

And there's a good reason for it, too:
FUTURAMA. IS. AWESOME.
Of all the concepts for mystery boxes I've seen this is the best by far.

Don't think so? Then bite my glorious golden ass! xD

 

[lwm3398]

FUTURAMA. IS. AWESOME.

Yeah. That episode actually spawned this thread, I started thinking about boxes and the mysterious things that would be in them-Bam. This thread.

And I was hoping someone would say that.

 

[El Poncho]

A big flashing light appears turning the word into the pokemon world

 

[lwm3398]

A big flashing light appears turning the word into the pokemon world

What's the starter pokemon inside?

 

[MentalBakura]

I thought this was going to be about that short film What's In The Box when I saw the title.

 

[El Poncho]

A big flashing light appears turning the word into the pokemon world

What's the starter pokemon inside?

Well I herd you liek something