What's in the damn cube?!?

[Iwata]

They went after riches, but months into their journey, what they finally found... was each other.

 

[grey_space]

Another cube.

Not another cube, the cube.

The ultimate cube. The the cube that was foretold to bring balance to all geometric equations everywhere

The cube to end all cubes.

A hypercube, somehow compressed into three dimensions.

Then it'll unravel, break into the fourth dimension and let loose the Hounds of Tindalos and the Shoggoths, who will proceed to pave the way for the Great Old Ones.

Ergo, Peter Molyneux is a debased cultist in sheep's clothing. That's the only decent explanation in the history of ever.

If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go cover my iPhone in Sharpie Elder Signs.

All hail the HyperCube!!!!

Peter Molyneux = Cultist actually explains that manic dead-eyed smile of his that he has at presentations.

Better paper-mache all the corners of your rooms as well thurning them into perfect spheres so the Hounds can't get at you.

You can be sure that's what I'll be doing.

 

[DrunkOnEstus]

It's experimental code that transmits a hallucinogen to your brain through the monitor, making you forget that you ever mined into the center. In addition to the polka-dotted pterodactyls doing the samba on cereal-box skates across your subconscious.

Once we hear the news of a man who can't remember several months of his life, and is in a psych ward for "internet addiction", we found our man. Whether he won or lost is incredibly subjective.

 

[Biggyzoom]

A dead cat.



... (no doubt that one's been said a million times but it hasn't on THIS thread so I'm getting in there...)

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Based on the pictures of each layer (which are supposed to be a clue), I think the prize will involve travelling around the world.
Perhaps it's the opportunity to participate in the next of the 22 experiments, as some sort of real-life NPC in an ARG.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Probably nothing, then we'll be told some bullshit about how the reward was all just a lesson in teamwork or some other abstract nonsense and how that is the greatest reward of all.

Then it'll be all like "haha, just kidding. Now for the REAL reward..."

Then we're all just gonna be all "oh, ok then".

 

[AgentLampshade]

You guys are all wrong.

Spoiler

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Better paper-mache all the corners of your rooms as well thurning them into perfect spheres so the Hounds can't get at you.

You can be sure that's what I'll be doing.

I'll admit I squeed at this. Yay, someone else who knows his Mythos!

In all seriousness, though, I'm thinking it's a paid trip around the world. That's probably the most commonly available, yet pseudo life-changing event I could possibly consider that would somehow tie back to the pictures on the cube's side.

But believing in a piece of doom-spreading geometry is loads more fun.

 

[Ryotknife]

im voting a camel spider

would change my life, that is for dang sure. I would die from fright.

 

[ResonanceSD]

a sign saying "thanks for the money, sucker".

 

[Bostur]

There will be cake, or I will be dissapoint.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

A McGuffin, obviously.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Disappointment.


It's the gift of Disappointment.

Damnit, ninja'd.

"Hey Fatso, we got your favorite gift: disappointment."

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, either it is a highly-complex gigantic torture-execution machine run by an evil corporation OR...