Basically, a world like this:
Don't let your children walk a mile to school on their own! They'll be abducted by an illegal immigrant who has escaped from jail and has cancer, which is known to be contagious. And you can't drive them there as you will make a polar bear homeless and he will have to sit on the street corner with an old blanket and a rusted tin in his hand. Also, be sure to give them wholegrain low-fat cholesterol-reducing immuno-does-this-that-and-the-other breakfast cereal with Omega 3 and Omega 4 and Omega 5 and their complaints about rabbit food and fish oil are simply misguided.
Now onto matters of state. Pay your taxes. Then pay them again, because they lost the first lot of money. Then do it again, because an MP needed it. It is not for your primitive mind to grasp the concept of how much wine and cheese and prostitutes cost. And don't ever, ever express a personal opinion in case someone nearby takes offence, like say someone in Australia or the ISS.
N3xt. R4nd0mly 4dd numb3rs int0 your w0rds. Just do it. And don't you dare think that this borders on OCD because thats offensive. Ipods are allowed but the only song you may have is the Badgers, Badgers, one. Anyone not found nodding their head in tune will be shot.
I'm sure I could go on, but there must be a finite size to the Internet.
Captcha: Madmen forever. Damned right.
