Whats in your pocket?

[Dommyboy]

By the gods, it's flint!

 

[Twilight_guy]

My cellphone/watch and my wallet... maybe some lint.

 

[RanD00M]

My wallet,my phone and my thing that has no real name...And no,it's not my penis.

 

[Keepitclean]

A note titled "Gifted & Talented Education (GATE) Parent Information Evening".

Upon being given this note I thought "WTF, I'm not gifted. I am the fucking gift".

 

[Juven Ignus]

I'm in my underwear right now. I really want to make a joke, but I don't want the mods to get mad, but you know what I mean.

 

[TimeLord]

Mobile and Sonic Screwdriver


[sub]Ha ha ha you think I'm kidding[/sub]

 

[SextusMaximus]

Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.

[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

You Sir, have been watching too much Abridged!

Who or what is Abridged?

Damnation, I have been assuming things again! My mistake, Sir. May I offer you a pie for my sorrow:

Spoiler

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have my mobile phone, my student card, a pack of polos and about 13 pounds.

 

[SuperUberBob]

20,000 Korean Won

 

[effilctar]

I have no pocket as I'm not wearing trousers, it is before 4PM

 

[Andalusa]

They are empty. I don't like putting things in my pockets.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Absolotley nothing right now, although im not realy wearing pants sooo...

I may have left a condom in one of them... nad one is bound to have money in it, ill go with that.

 

[likalaruku]

Live-giving chapstick & a small tube filled with vaseline to prevent nosebleeds on dry, hot, or cold days. Damn you, my nose!

 

[zauxz]

I'm about to leave soo...

Cell phone

Pack of chewing gum

Butterfly knife

mp3 player

2 thin markers

some tin foil that just cut my finger

bus ticket

wallet

keys

a napkin

A deck of cards

Cargo pants FTW.

 

[BuyableDoor]

a wallet. that's about it.

 

[Canebrake]

Lint.... sadly that's it.

I take all my stuff out of my pockets when i sit down to enjoy forums and games.
If i was out n' about i'd have my wallet,a phone and a set of keys, and one Buck tempest. (blue/black)

 

[AngloDoom]

A phone, my keys, my wallet and... I just found a sweaty tissue in my pocket.

Cheers for that.

 

[jackyjack13579]

My duct tape wallet and some change

All cool kids have duct tape wallets! Mines made out of white and neon orange tape, what's yours look like?

Here it is, I've had it for years now

Spoiler

Oh...i thought you were a cool kid but i guess not... real cool kids make their own duct tape wallets.

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

My wallet.