Whats in your pocket?

[Elburzito]

Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.

[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.....

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.

[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.....

Ewwww indeed my friend. Ewwww indeed.

 

[Valkyira]

Let's see. There's a whole lot of handkerchiefs, gorram cold. A few loose coins. My wallet. And what's that? A post it note reading "Here on the Escapist, we enjoy intelligent threads that encourage quality discussion. Please refrain from creating low-content threads". I wonder how that got there.

Don't be like that sir/madame, there's plenty of pointless threads on the Escapist...

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Wallet, Phone, Memory stick, headphones, pen, swiss army knife, train ticket, etc. I carry a lot in my pockets. Usually I have 2 penknives, but I've moved down to 1.

 

[Karlaxx]

What I always have. Right pocketencil, chapstick, guitar pick. Left pocket: Phone.

(And also, the One Ring.)

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I love this thread and yet, can't exactly tell why ...

Anyway: My left pocket is empty. My right pocket has my blue DSlite [which has pokemon sapphire and diamond in it]. I am wearing Tripp pants so I have 4 other empty pockets: 1 on each calve and the two ass pockets which I try to keep empty

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Lint and the One Ring... why?

 

[Disaster Button]

My iPod, lighter, gingersnaps, a family of gnomes, a rose garden, a crystal ball, a statue, a guitar and some gum.. they're bigger on the inside.

 

[Grayfayce]

About twenty old train and bus tickets. I'm so lazy...

 

[Macgyvercas]

No one's done it yet? Wierd.

The One Ring (cookie for the reference)

EDIT: DAMN! Ninja'd!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

My phone and some tissue

 

[Delock]

My wallet, some coins, a knife, a pencil, a pen, my ipod, a memory unit, a battery, some ancient cursed artifact prophesized to bring the end of the world and a stick of gum.

 

[Neonbob]

Just my insulin pump and a cell phone.
[sup][sup]and some spare blood packets[/sup][/sup]
And a bit of lint!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.

[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.....

Ewwww indeed my friend. Ewwww indeed.

I think it was quite clever of him/her/it/starborn one.

 

[Levitas1234]

A safety pin, a socket and a glass screen for a glass pipe. I'm going to take these objects and Mac Guyver some orange juice.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Phone, keys, hand looking for what's in my pocket, ipod, 20 quid, carbon dioxide, nitrogen, methane, oxygen, trace gases, argon, and some flour.

 

[soren7550]

Right pocket - set of keys (4), chapstick & a $10 bill USD.
Left pocket - tissues
Right rear - lint
Left rear - 1 cent USD.

 

[vodkainferno]

Whats in my pocket?
My love rocket
Nothing.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

A tissue, my wallet, my keys, and 4 individually wrapped mint lifesavers.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Phone, Wallet, |Keys, Plectrums, Harmonicas, Capos and a Spare Set of Strings.

Yeah, I have an open mic tonight.