Whats is your Apocalypse of choice

[w9496]

I'd prefer zombies. Preferably immune, but not invincible.

I've always been one to go out swingin', and you can't shoot/punch/stab/kick/insult a meteor.

Because meteors don't have ears.

Because they're rocks.

 

[Shockolate]

The one where I survive.

I'm not picky.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

Armageddon, classical with the four horsemen but riding motorbikes...

But Cthulhu rising would be also very enjoyable.

 

[vrbtny]

Bacon falls from the skies slowly covering the earth's surface. A delicious end to humanity

Can I buy a ticket for this apocalypse?

 

[TheVioletBandit]

I don't just want life on earth to end in my Apocalypse, I want the entire universe to end, so whatever does that.

 

[tthor]

a bacon ray transforms all life on earth into living bacon, and we all eat ourselves.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

An airborne toxin is released that creates infinite pleasure in its victims. Everyone stops working and starves (or rather, thirsts) to death in their paralyzing state of ecstasy.

That sounds nice, bravo for coming up with the most pleasant Apocalypse.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Like the ending of REJECTED, the animation. God gets depressed and has a mental breakdown, destroying the universe because of it, and God's writer has to put a lot of effort into making the animation of the world falling apart semi comically.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

a really big meteor destroys the earth. Not a small one that might just fuck us over with a dust cloud that covers the earth, a really really big one that tears the world in half.

And in reality we wouldnt be sitting there watching the meteor come towards us, it would get shot towards us by gravity so fast we would never see it coming. So quick and painless. Hopefully.

 

[Nouw]

Launch the Polaris! The End doesn't scare us! A nuclear-apocalypse would be best if I wanted to sing along to it.

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I never imagined that a poem my teacher taught me would appear here.

 

[thatreynoldsman]

Kittens take over the earth and we embrace our new fluffy overlords.

You might be surprised to know this is exactly what I was going to say. I have never been ninja'd by such a strange post. But yes, this would be the best apocalypse. I don't care to give any reasoning as to why it would be, apart from that I like cats.

 

[Phasmal]

Kittens take over the earth and we embrace our new fluffy overlords.

You might be surprised to know this is exactly what I was going to say. I have never been ninja'd by such a strange post. But yes, this would be the best apocalypse. I don't care to give any reasoning as to why it would be, apart from that I like cats.

No-one can resist the Cutepocalypse.

 

[Kimarous]

Swarm of rats, sudden death of all livestock, and then... RAIN OF FLAMING DOGS!

 

[Akibo15]

Maybe it's me, but I'd love for the world to end in total "end of days" 4 horsemen style biblical chaos. With Satan raising an army of pissed of Demon's from the depths of Hell to kill every living thing on Earth while Jesus and God descend to Earth to send an army of Angels to counter the masses of demon's. The whole planet going crazy with floods, tornadoes, volcanoes and all kinds of other insane things happening. And all we could do is stock up on holy water and crosses and pray that there will be something left over for us to call "Home."

 

[Tsunimo]

I like the popacalypse version.
For those that don't know that is zombies + vampires + plant monsters + evil machines.
Is there really any cooler way to die?

 

[diebane]

I would go out sitting on the roof of my house with my cat and the people that I love. We would sit there eating cookies and popcorn and talk as we watch the meteorite come.

OP ninja'd me!
But yes, that's how I would like my Apocalypse. Sitting on the roof with friends and family, having a good time, probably for the sake of "I don't care anymore" banging all the drugs we could find, and waiting for this piece of intergalactic doom to rip us to shreds.

Another nice Apocalypse I could imagine is sun flares. You don't know about the waves of death that head for the earth at the speed of light. You're minding your own business and the next second all life on earth is lost forever. There's no way you can worry or panic, just life to death in the blink of an eye.

mfG diebane

 

[Caspertjuhh]

Mass effect type, reapers coming but no-one knows.

Pros: awesome aliens and sci-fi stuff

cons: well, the way of death would be pretty horrible. huskification/indoctrination/experimantation eew

 

[Caspertjuhh]

Mass effect type, reapers coming but no-one knows.

Pros: awesome aliens and sci-fi stuff

cons: well, the way of death would be pretty horrible. huskification/indoctrination/experimantation eew

 

[idodo35]

well zombies because i get to patheticly play hero or psycopath up untill the end...