What's on your ceiling right now?

[FPLOON]

Today, I woke up to see a semi-decent-size spider hanging on my ceiling... At first, I was like "Well, you don't see that everyday on my ceiling, given the fact that it's basically all bumpy and shit", but after about two hours of not looking at my ceiling, I look up to see that the same spider hasn't moved from the spot I first saw it in... and that lead to me making this particular topic...

So, my fellow Escapistians, is there anything you noticed (or haven't noticed) on your ceiling that you normally don't see up there? And, before you ask, yes I am being serious right now...

 

[Queen Michael]

Well, there is a large and dead fly, but it's been there for a long while.

 

[Zhukov]

Umm... a light and a smoke detector. That's it.

I get spiders sometimes. And we're talking Australian spiders. Mostly huntsmen [https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c2/e5/c8/c2e5c8556fdbd0ad6e280b9c6741389c.jpg]. They're called that because they don't weave webs. Instead they actually go out and chase down their dinner. Which makes them more likely to come roaming around your bedroom at night.

I once had one of those sitting on the ceiling directly above my pillow. Ugly fucker didn't move for three days straight.

I've learnt to keep my window shut at night, no matter how much I like the cool air.

 

[FalloutJack]

Trophies of all my kills. (Bugs, you paranoids, you!) Also, a lightbulb. Mine is an evil laugh a normal ceiling.

 

[Sassafrass]

Some plaster.
...Super original, I know.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Nothing out of the ordinary (thank gods there are no spiders that the people above me have mention!) other than one or two cobwebs at the corner. Yes it's quite dusty in my room.

 

[Barbas]

It's all blue, Jimmy, nothing but blue...forever...

 

[Frission]

Quiet!

It can you hear you.
It won't attack if I don't look, it won't attack if I don't look, it won't...

OT: Seriously speaking there's plaster and the light. I don't think the answers going to change unless the user lives in a tropical area.

 

[Risingblade]

Nothing now that I finally go around to cleaning the blood

 

[crimson5pheonix]

There's gold on my ceiling.

Or there's a light, you choose which sounds better.

 

[redisforever]

Umm... a ceiling light. There's a small nick taken out of the ceiling on the right side of my room, about the size of half a dime. Beyond that, nothing. So exciting!!

 

[Sleepy Sol]

White. Lots of white. And a light.

...Wait, there's some weird red spot up there that I just saw looking back at it. I have no frigging clue what it is.

 

[SweetShark]

Wow, do we really reach this kind of "What's on/in" level?
What next?
What's in your shoes?
What's in your fridge?
What's in your va**na?
What's in your box?

 

[SweetShark]

Semen. Years worth of dried semen.

...you asked

You must have a really low ceiling then.

 

[Trivun]

Artex. Never noticed it until now, but it's seriously across the entire thing...

For anyone who knows what artex is, yes, that was a joke. Otherwise, nothing new up there...

 

[DementedSheep]

Other than a moth (and my light, of course) there isn't anything on the ceiling right now so sorry for the boring answer!

I have woken up to a spider descending from the ceiling on a strand of web directly above my face before. I don't know what possible reason it had for wanting to land on my face. I would have thought a spider would have instincts telling it that landing on a gigantic creature is a bad idea. I caught it in a glass (not like it could run anywhere, another reason why doing that was stupid) and tossed it out the window.

 

[twistedmic]

A ceiling fan, room light and paint.